Nothing To Lose ....

Author: william_wraithe

Date: September 27, 2008

by william_wraithe
9-27-08
Somewhere in America, Brad Pitt has actually gotten some alone time and wants to see if he's still got it ...
Hey, baby! My name is Brad Pitt, and I think you are hot!
Look, loser. I know you are with angelina jolie ... ok? Go be a washed up star somewhere else before I call your psychotic wife to kick your ass.
Ouch, that really hurts ...
And now wishes he was back in Africa with his wife ...
No, the truth hurts. Sorry, buddy ... start reading the writing on the wall sometime ...
I think I see someone I know ... excuse me.