Romance blooms between Mary and Robert Downey, Jr. ...
Robert, I thought you had cleaned yourself up. I thought you were done with drugs.
I am ashamed of myself, but I think I can recover this time with your help, Mary.
Just what I need -- another co-dependent relationship. I just got done with Bob and his Viagra addiction. I swear, if I have to hear, "Bob Dole's horny again!" one more time...
But I can change! Really, I can! Hang on a sec while I smoke this magic bean...
Poof!
Um, is this really a change for the better?
It is, I swear it. You'll see. Just put on this Red Robot costume and I'll show you...