Greetings, end-user, and congratulations on your purchase of a ManBot 2000! You've got male! Now that you have turned me on, please allow me to turn you on.
I am programmed to use my 1.5 terahertz processor to bring you sexual fulfillment with maximum efficiency. Do you wish to have hot robot sex now?
Bring it on, baby!
38 nanoseconds of hot robot sex later...
Performance was within specified parameters for me. Was performance within specified parameters for you?
