Oh, that's nice, I guess...Um, so what are you doing these days, little Billy?
I joined a Brazilian death squad. I kill homeless children and make necklaces out of their teeth. Down there they call me "O Diabo de Rio."
Oh, that's nice, I guess...Um, so what are you doing these days, little Billy?
I'm a side-show freak. For my act, I make horseshoes on an 80-pound anvil that is hanging from my nutsack. Then, I set my hair on fire and eat a Buick.
Oh, that's nice, I guess...Um, so what are you doing these days, little Billy?
I sell tourists replicas of Mount Rushmore that I make out of my own feces, but my real dream is to get a sex change operation and become a Las Vegas showgirl.
