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True Bible Stories: Believe It or BURN IN HELL!!!
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wirthling
8-24-01
Besides being omnipotent and creating our world in 7 days, God is also an accomplished YODELER!!!
Yodelayheeeeeee!
Methuselah lived for 969 YEARS!!! Eat your heart out, Strom Thurmond!
I've been praying for death for over 800 years. God is a sadistic bitch! *sigh*
Noah's 300 cubit long ark housed MILLIONS of animals for 6 MONTHS!!!
And it stunk like a motherfucker!
At least you didn't have to carry 23 species of tapeworm like I did...
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06/10/02 - CCIX #2
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05/01/02 - An Extremely Useful Comic
04/30/02 - New Guy
04/24/02 - CC 116: The War of the Words
04/22/02 - Please Pardon the Interruption
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03/29/02 - CC110: Diablo McNuggets
03/28/02 - CC110: Kaufman Made Me Do It
03/25/02 - CC109: Last Words in New York
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03/25/02 - CC109: Two for the Price of One
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02/13/02 - One-Note Theatre Presents: Slow Joe
02/12/02 - CC99: Whit Monday
02/12/02 - The Chinese Mid-Autumn Moon Festival
02/11/02 - Mr. Post-Modern Meets Mr. Oblivious #1
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12/12/01 - Comic Cup VII: The Weakest Strip - Round 2
12/10/01 - Comic Cup VII: The Weakest Strip
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10/02/01 - CC69: Barely Legal Tender
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09/13/01 - Untitled
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02/06/01 - No mas...
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02/01/01 - Sight Gag #2...
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01/31/01 - Welcoming the new kofightclub characters, continued...
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01/31/01 - Singing the Blues...
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01/31/01 - The Ex-Existentialists...
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