Welcome to Low Pass, Holly! I've been around here a while, so I can give you some pointers on how things work around here......
Gee whiz! Could you please, Miss Maura?
I should warn you - people are going to involve you in a lot of perverted story lines and make you say a lot of vile crap... Believe me, it's tough to do this job and keep your dignity...
Thanks a bunch for the advice, Miss Maura! You're swell...
