President George W. Bush addresses an anxious nation...
Good evening, my fellow Americans. Despite evil_d's reluctance to come forward with an explanation, we will get an answer to the "All your base are belongable to us" question...
er, "All your base are beeblelong"-- um, no, "All your base are beloom"-- Dang it!... "belunchable"? "bubblelung"? Aw, shoot...
