OK, I hope the agency sends over a real fairy godmother this time. Oooh! Here she comes!
Are you my new fairy godmother?
I ain't a fucking fairy, bitch. I'm a fucking wizard and don't you fucking forget it! Now, can we step this up? It's almost fucking happy hour.
Please, fairy--I mean, fucking wizard--I need you to make me beautiful for the big dance!
I think I'd need a dozen shots of fucking tequila to make you look beautiful, you fucking fat-headed freak show! I'm a fucking wizard, not a fucking miracle worker!
