I'm a bit fuzzy and unsure about the plan, sir. Why are the Corporal and I both eliminating the dangerously armed guards while you and the Colonel both nap?
That's a fantastic question, Captain! The astoundingly clever Colonel can help explain things for you.
So by what method or manner shall the Corporal and I, without any weapons or arms of any sort or kind, offensively attack the dangerously armed guards?
I have given that quite a bit of thought, and I think that a hammer and nail should be sufficient. I have complete confidence in you!
Well, I am not assuredly certain that we can take out dangerously armed guards with a hammer and nail. Do you agree or disagree, Corporal Apathy?
