Ya know, I've often fantasized about having a buxom woman pour champagne all over my young, supple, naked body and then licking it all off.
I have Zima.
Whoa! Sorry, folks! Seems a series from an alternate universe slipped in while I prepared the tequila moat for my grand finale. And now, I will, uh... Oh, fuck it.
Who the hell are you?! I don't recall asking for Scotch! And I wanted to have sex with a WOMAN!
