woodsmoke
stripcreator donor

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Wow. So I am me, and you are you. I'd say that's the scoop, poop.

True Story: I was a PETsMART Pet Care Specialist

by woodsmoke
2-21-06

True stories of a PETsMART Pet Care Specialist.


	You want to buy all 7 of our guinea pigs in stock? That's like $300. What are you keeping them in?


	Oh dat cahdboad box be good enuff.

I warn you: This is more obnoxious than PETA.


	Um, you're going to keep 7 guinea pigs in the cardboard travel boxes we provide?


	Oh no worry, dey won't be in dere fo vey wong.

People who work retail should be given Nobel Peace Prizes.