Merry Freakin' Jihad

Author: wutangtony

Date: September 19, 2002

by wutangtony
9-19-02
Little girl, you're under arrest! I have a search warrant to search your room.
What? What the hell for?
We have reason to believe that you might develop nuclear weapons when you grow up, and if you don't let us inspect your room, we're gonna bomb the shit outta your house.
Okay, you can inspect my room.
Hey, don't try to trick me, you goddamn terrorist. We're gonna bomb the shit outta your house anyway.
I wonder if they're going to bomb the shit outta my house to cover up the fact that the president is mentally retarded and the economy is in the tank thanks to his corrupt puppetmasters? Nah!