Machines of God (If Christ Was In Texas) Part 14

Author: xenotarsosaurus

Date: June 19, 2002

by xenotarsosaurus
6-19-02
...the battle has ended! Alas, Atropos, or Morta, or whoever possesses the cruel hand of fate, has cut the twine of Lorax's life! Now our hero must face the sinister cowboy alone!
No! Merciful heavens no! You've vaporized Lorax!
Well, hoo-dawgies! If 'n ole' Lorax didn't have himself a bitch to back his weak ass up!
Oh, Lorax...if only it didn't have to end like this...
Quit 'cher belly achin'! Yer about to join him...IN HELL!
Allow me ta introduce muhself. I'm Rich A. Texan! My hobbies include cutting down South American rainforests for grazing land, and feeding cattle on said land hamburgers from McDonalds!
*Squee*! Monster!