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The Cat Whisperer

by xlovebrokenpoemx
5-01-07


	Hey...My cat ran away again and I was wondering if you would come find it for me...


	Yes..I would love to...I'm just a cat person...all them cute cuddly little furballs just love me!


	Dont flatter yourself. They only love you because of your scent.


	It's the new secret deoderant I got from Wal-mart for 5 bucks


	No it's your pussy. It smells like fuckin tuna.