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An actual conversation between Fact Producing Dan and Jill Lewinsky (the heroine)!
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| My god, it says here that Whithar (who is not a white hare) invented the stapler while enterprising to sell sex toys to those who want an ass-slapping. | |
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| Riiight... I suppose it also says that a hairy guy invented bendable metal fasteners while listening to Non-Deitious Titanic Monster (a non-mallcore band)? | |
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Jill has an attitude problem.
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| Jill, you are correct about that, but did you also know that the negro (and his new age white brother) who invented gasoline was the son of a flamer and a prostitute? | |
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| And I suppose that the guy who invented fireworks and bare burns fought against himself while seeing rabbits strip in a Texas city while meeting Lewis, et al? | |
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Than, at 1400 (military time), Dan lost half his nuclear mass and was replaced by Kevin the Pissy Robotic Head (who came up with the slogan "Wank Enobi")
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| SUCKIT, YOU CUNT GOBBLER! I DO NOT SUCK DICK! YOUR HEAD SUCKS! AND DID YOU JUST POST CRAP IN THE BUGS AND SUGGESTIONS FORUMS? | |
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| Sigh... yes, but I made a pun, and I was about to see that other man talk about the Totally Black Zebra who met a turtle equipped with red bandanas... | |
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