xtremeparadox  

Man, if Contra were versus, I'd own you like none has ever been owned before.

Pfft. If Contra were versus, I'd beat you like a red-headed stepchild.

Bah. If Contra were versus, I'd blow your ass into so many pieces, you'd fit into a dustpan.

Oh yeah? Well, if Contra were versus, I'd bury you so deep, you'd need a backhoe to dig yourself out.

... heh. You said 'hoe'.

Mature, Rammy. Real mature.