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| In other news today, a top secret government orginization is suing the "crunch 'n munch" corporation because | |
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| the fat in their snacks killed 50% of their workers, and the rest are morbidly obese. Here is exclusive footage from the trial | |
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| Your fattly snacks devistated our workers! Look at me! I'm the only one who can both lift my own weight and fit though the doors! | |
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| Why didn't you stop eating them when you noticed you were eating too many? | |
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| Because they taste sooo good! | |
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| So would you prefer we make snacks that taste awful? | |
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