zerospunk

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I like pie. It makes me happy and serene. If I had no pie, I would kill my family and blame it on television.

CAN YOU DO NO LESS?

by zerospunk
6-25-01


	I found a wallet by the bus stop yesterday. It was full of money, but I took to the police station and turned it in.


	Wow. That's very noble and honorable.


	Of course by "found" I mean I punched an old man in the face and took it from him...


	...and by "turned it in" I mean I kept it.