zerospunk

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I like pie. It makes me happy and serene. If I had no pie, I would kill my family and blame it on television.

Damn dirty apes.

by zerospunk
6-25-01

Open Mic Night


	So I say "Doctor, are you SURE that's what herpes looks like?"


	I just flew in from a crucifixion and boy are my arms tired. Haha hah ha.


	"I need you. I love you everyday. If it weren't for the court order, I wouldn't be 250 feet away."