[Click to view comic: 'Aborted Baby Goes On Standup Tour']

this is a series at this point. aborted baby is taking over my comics. i think eventually he's going to have to run for president.

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Haha...This is good. Is this original material?

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You know you totally missed me!

yes, all original. lot's of fun to write, too.

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[Click to view comic: 'Aborted Baby On The Campain Trail 1']

damn, i knew this baby's gonna be president someday.

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[Click to view comic: 'Aborted Baby On The Campaign Trail 2']

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Lewl.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'Aborted Baby Campaign Trail 3']

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[Click to view comic: 'Aborted Baby ALMOST Forgoes Whitehouse for an Opportunity']

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[Click to view comic: 'Aborted Baby Campaign Trail 4?']

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[Click to view comic: 'Aborted Baby on the Campain Trail 5?']

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These are so wrong. I like 'em.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

thank you very much, kind sir. unfortunately, someone dropped my five star to a four. i think i might have to honor that person's decision with a comic.

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[Click to view comic: 'Aborted Baby on the Campaign Trail 6, rockin the female vote']

i wonder how long i can milk this thing.

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Well, Cowboy Physics is still around...

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[Click to view comic: 'Aborted Baby Learns Some Cowboy Physics']

you're right, partner: cowboy physics been around for a little over two years now... of course, with a little help from some friends.

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[Click to view comic: 'Aborted Baby Meets Childofthecorn254']

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[Click to view comic: 'Aborted Baby 5, the babysitter']

how come so few people post responses? is this normal?

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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Click to view comic: 'Aborted Baby and Tranny Granny meet again']

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Good lord, Im still trying to figure out who you haven't offended yet!

Oh, wait. Me.

Feel free to have a shot at it, of course, if you want to go for the low-blow easy shit, you could make fun of my hair loss.

Everyone else has.

(Yes, gentlemen, that's your cue. Sorta like my head. Cue ball. Fuck you)

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Few responses because most forum regulars ignore Read My Damn Comics in favour of the other forums. Thanks to DragonXero for pointing this thread out to me.

Funny stuff.

Thnx for letting me know!

[Click to view comic: 'Aborted Baby and Tranny Granny see which one's bigger']

oh well, i'll get whatever comments i can in this thread.

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perhaps nothing more frustrating than someone dropping your stars without explaining to you why. i haven't gotten one constructive criticism yet. bitch bitch bitch. moan moan moan...

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Man, that baby's got SPICE!

A+, my dear.

thank you.

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