At least that's what she said her name was. Funny name that. anyway - the following is fucked.

66%+ of US crops forever tainted with GM genes

We should be able to sue the bastards for this.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That article uses words like "contaminated," even though "genetically modified" means just that; it doesn't mean it's poison and death. Geez. You'd think they were releasing a strain of Mad Grain Disease.

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Organic, non-organic, it all ends up the same in the end.

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Poop.

Yes. In a German pornstar's mouth. Barring that, then Rabid.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Genes aren't organic?

Plants and animals have been genetically modified for centuries.

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66%+ of US crops forever tainted with GM genes

We should be able to sue the bastards for this.

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actually, i don't think we can comment either way. the article doesn't explain what it means by contaminated or even "hurt." i'm sure people who don't trust anything but organic foods would be emotionally hurt by having to eat genetically modified foods. but the article could also mean something more serious. it's either intentionally vague for political reasons, or it's just bad writing.

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How many people have died from eating genetically modified food?

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AFROMANS MOVE

Genetically modified food does not cause death. Death causes death. It's a proven medical fact.

Technically cross-breeding plants is genetic modification. Like I said that has been going on for centuries.

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man, and ive always liked the idea of hamburger plants

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There used to be zillions of kinds of wheat. Now there are precious few. And people are becoming more and more glutton intolerant because of it, you morons. Didn't watching Godzilla teach you anything?

When people fuck with nature, they fuck it up. In the process of making what we think we want we destroy what we need.

Oh... and sorry about that moron crack... sort of.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Godzilla was awoken by nuclear testing, not genetic engineering, everyone knows that.

Also..um..Spankling that was just a movie. It was all fakey. 100% fakey. Just take a good look at it, all the buildings are models and Godzilla is just a sweaty guy in a rubber suit.

If one strain of wheat survives in nature it is more fit to live, it doesn't tend to survive because it is better for us to eat, nor does it try to be more rich in nutrients. Natural selection isn't a dinner menu.

Also do you mean more glucose intolerant? Or less tolerant to mutton? I don't get what you mean.

Are we becoming:

A) Less tolerant of a person who is devoted to eating and drinking to excess due to less diversified wheat species?

or

B) Less tolerant of a wolverine of northern Eurasia due to less diversified wheat species?

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Ok, so should we all go and live in caves, eating only the fruit which falls off the trees? Come on, Spankling, human beings have been "fucking" with nature ever since they learnt how to hunt animals and build their own shelters. Genetic modification is just the latest way in which we impose our will onto nature to get what we want from it - nature wasn't designed for us, but we can at least alter it to better suit our needs.

That may be the funniest thing Dagmar has ever said.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I know guys in their 80s who have probably ingested a certain amount of aviation fuel over the years. So I'm not too worried about carrots with eyeballs sticking out of them or whatever.

However, patents + monocropping = danger. It's the economy, stupid.

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What others say about boorite!

I seriously hope that was a pun and not a misspelling -- if the former, it was hilarious.

Godzilla, schmodzilla. It was those damned tribbles who ate all our wheat.

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I am actually fond of this idea.

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I am actually fond of this idea.

But... but... then there would be no SC!

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Ok, so should we all go and live in caves, eating only the fruit which falls off the trees?

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I am actually fond of this idea.

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But... but... then there would be no SC!

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Someone should tell Grunk to stop speaking in 1337. It makes his cave comics less funny.

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AFROMANS MOVE

MADE OF PEOPLE! PEEEOOOOPLE!!!!

Hmmm... boinky... you're looking rather ripe today.

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Poop.

Pardon me?