If you don't think these comics are funny, please note that I've already cleverly included the word "unfunny" in the titles in order to defuse any potential criticisms of them, and if you say they aren't funny I can just say that they weren't meant to be funny, and if you say "well you succeeded because they aren't" then I'll just say "good."

[Click to view comic: 'UNFUNNY PHONE COMICS #1']
[Click to view comic: 'UNFUNNY PHONE COMICS #2']
[Click to view comic: 'UNFUNNY PHONE COMICS #3']
[Click to view comic: 'UNFUNNY PHONE COMICS #4']
[Click to view comic: 'UNFUNNY PHONE COMICS #5']
[Click to view comic: 'UNFUNNY PHONE COMICS #6']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'UNFUNNY PHONE COMICS #6']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Do we have too much time on our lil paddies? Is that the problem, biped?
Them there comics gave me a nose bleed ...will there be any indemnity for my pain and suffering?

Curious george wanted to know

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Didn't like 'em? Didn't mean for you to.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'UNFUNNY PHONE COMICS #7']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I think you're having a problem that freud would describe as aggression toward your father through the phone he always hogged in previous years when talking to his little friends so you could never talk to your own friends. Thusly, you are taking it out on the poor phone graphic of this site.

(BTW: I actually enjoyed those comics.)

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waaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww...it's true...you can't be the hambone all the time.
Even with all your prodigious talent....one must prorate the éclat to the lowly, at least once.
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waaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww...it's true...you can't be the hambone all the time.

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Even with all your prodigious talent

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consider that your treat for tonight *slurp*

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o_o but they're not funny! They're educational! There is so much hidden meaning and worth locked within these tomes of graphic goodness:

You see? Deep meaning!

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o_o but they're not funny! They're educational! There is so much hidden meaning and worth locked within these tomes of graphic goodness:

You see? Deep meaning!

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I'm pleased that you were able to discern my hidden philanthropic motivations in making these wonderful educational comics for the children.

Your analysis of the Freudian implications would have been right on the mark as well if I had actually had any friends back then, except for my doggy.

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I had to use two tin cans with a string between them, and put one of them out the window for my doggy to talk on. And sometimes when I thought I was talking to my doggy it was really just raccoons who came out of the woods at night to go through the trash, and they would taunt me.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Raccoons can be cruel, especially when they're in their teenage years. That must've been awful!

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Raccoons can be cruel, especially when they're in their teenage years. That must've been awful!

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[Click to view comic: 'UNFUNNY PHONE COMICS #8']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'UNFUNNY PHONE COMICS #9']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hence why you make comics that make bunnies cry.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

This is what it sounds like
When bun-nies cry
Dunt duh-duh-dunt, dunt-dunt-dunt-dunt
HEEEEEE

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Now if you could somehow combine the phone AND Hitler's ass, we'd have the biggest unfunny hit since Sports Night.

There needs to be MORE unfunny phone comics!! More I say!

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Yes, if only I could figure out a way to make it look like people were using Hitler's ass to order pizza or call their mom on Mother's Day.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm trying to be unfunny! It's harder than it looks!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm trying to be unfunny! It's harder than it looks!

No its not! I'm unfunny all the time. Its a breeze!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I'm sorry, but I laugh at a lot your comics. I hope you don't take that the wrong way.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.