[b] LOOK, IF YOU PEOPLE WON'T E-MAIL ME, THEN YOU PEOPLE MUST REALLY DO S**K!!!!!!! I ASKED A FEW GOOD QUESTIONS, AND ALL YOU DID WAS BATCH ME UP WITH YOUR F**KING STUPIDITY!!!!!!!!!!!!, I HAVE NEITHER THE TIME, NOR THE INCLANATION TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO A BUCH OF IDIOTS WHO WON'T E-MAIL ME WHEN I ASK A F**KING QUESTION!!!!!!!!,

IT ONLY TAKES 2 F**KING SECONDS TO SEND A EMAIL AND I WANT ""REAL REPLYS"" NOT SOME STUPID A** S**T SPAM EMAIL THAT YOU THINK IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO F**KING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

SO IF YOU PEOPLE WON'T E-MAIL ME WHEN I ASK FOR HELP
(AND YES, I DO NOT COME HERE THAT OFTEN, I THOUGHT YOU PEOPLE COULD HELP, GUESS I WAS WRONG) I GUESS YOU PEOPLE REALLY ""DO"" SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STUPID SLAG!!!!!!!!!! [/b]

I guess this means you'll be "leaving forever" soon, then?

Ba-bye!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Most of the people here are content to have the replies to their questions posted in the threads themselves. Why are you so insistent upon having them e-mailed to you?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I sincerely hope this is a rhetorical question, because the actual answer should be quite obvious.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I sincerely hope this is a rhetorical question, because the actual answer should be quite obvious.

Let me be the first to guess!

Because he set his "You have mail!" .wav to the Elvira one and he creams his pants every time her hears it?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Because he's a college student who is turning in this lame prank as an "Internet Art Project?"

Aren't most of my questions rhetorical?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

JD, you forgot to write the topic title in all caps.

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[b]SO IF YOU PEOPLE WON'T E-MAIL ME WHEN I ASK FOR HELP
(AND YES, I DO NOT COME HERE THAT OFTEN, I THOUGHT YOU PEOPLE COULD HELP, GUESS I WAS WRONG) I GUESS YOU PEOPLE REALLY ""DO"" SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b]

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Why? Are you keeping that virgin's ears for your own personal molesting?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[b] BECAUSE I HAVE SAID OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN, THAT I """"""""""""NEVER""""""""""""" COME HERE, WHAT PART OF THAT DON'T YOU F**KING UNDERSTAND YOU A**HOLE???????? DAMN YOUR STUPID!!!!!!!!!!![/B]

If you're never "here", you wouldn't be responding to this thread.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Do you attribute your claim that you never come here to the fact that you never leave?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[b]Do you attribute your claim that you ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE??????????

DICK!!!!!!!!!!![/b]

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[b]Do you attribute your claim that you ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE??????????
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[b]Do you attribute your claim that you ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE??????????
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Do I attribute it to what, dumbass?

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omg

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

HEY, NIGHTOWL, UR COMICS SUCK!!!!!!!!

I agree. nightowl's comics suck.

I'm confused as to why you're posting your opinion on nightowl's comics here though, I doubt nightowl will read this thread.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

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omg, ur fucking RETARDID!!!!!!!!

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WEE TODD DID!

Love,
Your Mom

P.S. Your mom.

Why did you bleep your own obscenities? We have a filter for that. Personally, I love obscenities. I spend every day at work uttering them in creative formations to see how much I can get away with before being fired.

I've seen goons on here before, but this guy has a personality disorder. He needs meds.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This particular fellow has trashed a hundred lesser forums and been banned from Boards to go all the way to Rock and Roll radio WRRV in Pleasant Valley New York.

This is an actual picture (swear to God) of him driving on a New York highway. Note the right arm extended forward to take a digital photo of himself driving.

The photo of him wanking in a M1 coffee shop loo hasn't been cleared for sensitive eyes yet.

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."