Lay 'em on me!

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It's grime time.

I love you with all my heart and I really value our friendship. You're the most noble, honest, and true person I have ever known and I wish we could be together always. Don't ever change, my sweet.

Your mother is older than you are.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Your a really smart guy.

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Get Your War On

You're American.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You're short. You're fat. You're bald. You have bad teeth. You have halitosis. You have dandruff. You have acne. You're sexually inadequate. You wear thick glasses. You smell bad. You have bad taste in clothes. You live in your mom's basement. You'll never have sex. Everyone hates you.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

you are really stupid, for a guy.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Wow... he said "insult" him, not "break his heart and destroy his will to live."

:(

(PS: areallystupid guy is such a poser. He's not half as stupid as he wants you to think he is... what a loser.)

You're areallystupidhemaphrodite.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I lied, size does matter.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I lied as well, you're really loose.

I also lied, you're actually only slightly wankariffic.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You make JDPLVY look like a rocket scientist...

You make Chubby look socially acceptable...

You make BobRogers look like he can spel...

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

quote:

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You make BobRogers look like he can spel...

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areallystupidguy is so stupid, that if he tried to make a joke about how stupid he was, it would come out as bad as this one.

I faked every orgasm I ever had with you.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I also faked every orgasm he ever had with you.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I have not, but you still suck.

I'm so stupid, if I was a stingray then I'd be dumb.

Kinda like that?

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It's grime time.

You're so stupid that if you had a username, it would be areallystupidguy.

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AFROMANS MOVE

YOU HAVE MAN BOOBS!!!

You're a really stupid guy.

But your sister's pretty cute!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

You smell like band aids.

quote:

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You're a really stupid guy.

But your sister's pretty cute!

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You make puppies die, Kaufman.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.