Asinine random drivel is no way to go about life. I know I'm not the Jesus of comedy... I'm not even the Peter of comedy... I'm just barely the Jude of comedy (This of course, is my own assesment, I'd hate to see others.).
At anyrate, you're horrible. Through and through. I dunno what backwards message board you crawled out of that would have even given you the notion that was funny.
You, sir, do not get an LOL. You get an 'L'. Not for Laughs, but for Loser.
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If you want to be sucessful, you need to make think beyond what you're thinking about now. Again, I'm no champeen heavyweight comedic comic maker, but I am an observer. To get the laughs, you must create some sort of character(s), build up something and end with a heavy hitting punchline.
These characters can already be established in people's minds like Lenin or they can be something of your own device. Making your own character is hard, though, expecially considering that your movement (IE; Action posses) with the characters is a limited and people don't like reading long bits of information. That's why they read comics and not "Das Kapital" or "The Anarchist Cookbook". (Still, I try to write long bits of information. Just cuz I can. Don't have to follow EVERYTHING to a Tea. Just don't expect laughs from anyone but yourself and perhaps Trotsky.)
Also, you have to write about said character in only a few discript words. Let's take this example: "TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!" See? We've established a fact about the character---Tobor likes to cornhole. Depending on the other character, this could revel lots more about Tobor personality; IE, if Tobor said it to a man, he would be gay. If he said it to a boy he could be a pedophile. If he said it to a plush toy, he'd possibly be a furry of the utmost extreme sad kind that a lot of other furries won't even like and possibly crazy for talking to inanimate objects as if they were sentient.
Of course, the next character would have to respond to the pervious statement that our first character has made. Let's continue with our Tobor example. Tobor wants to cornhole a random male. Now, we can do a few things here. We can apply a plotist's form of comedy, an obscurist's form of comedy, some combination their of or possible lots more categories that I don't usually revert to or don't translate well to three-pannel comics.
The plotist's approach would be to continue the plot to the punchline, with only a few jokes. An example would be something like. "Is that so, Tobor?" or "What would I get out of it?"
The Obscurist's approach would be to come up with something completely different or unexpected in responce to the other's statement. An example of this would be "OK, but I have rectal warts!". If you trail off and try for something that doesn't even remotely relate to your first character's statement like "Soon, Automation and Outsourcing will ruin the American economy." Your audience will gets confused and loose interest in the comic.
Those who can walk the fine line between Plotist and Obscurist are the most brilliant of these. A lot of people try to walk this line, but it's hard to do so and people have a tendancy to lean or fall to one or the other side.
There is also other styles of comedy, but those don't translate well into the Stripcreator format. For example, Sitcom-like comedy would require more pannels and is a tired cliche by contemporary standards.
Moving on, we have can plotist or obscurist our way to the punchline. The punchline is the biggest part of the comic. The climax! The spooge at the end of a wack-off session! To actually get a decent punchline, you have to end in it in somesort of unexpected note. This is a hardest part and a lot of people from n00bie MacN00berson to Brian of 8-Bit Theatre can easily get this fucked up and we get crickets instead of laughs. However, you as a strip maker need to keep on doing it and doing it and doing it... and not get discouraged if you don't get it right.
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That's all the advice I could give you. It may not be grade 'A' advice, but if you look around at good strips you'll see what I mean. Anyway.. the debut of the example comic!
[Click to view comic: 'Example for a confused person.']
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Shame on Us for All We Have Done.
May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.
