Giant radioactive monsters will ruin our civilization unless they are stopped. We need more monster-proof materials with which to fortify our cities, and funding for a new generation of robot warriors. Seismic sensors may give advance warning of monster activity near our coasts, but only if we deploy them in time. We need to get on top of the problem of giant monsters pronto, or giant monsters will be on top of us.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I saw that movie with a ton of friends when I was a kid in the theater. Great fun. Freddie T. barfed popcorn and root beer over the bridge on the walk home.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Poop.

So your real issue is with mixed marriage.

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what if nigger meant kite

I can see you people are incapable of discussing important issues is a serious way. That's OK though. When the giant monsters come knocking, I'm sure you can fend them off with jokes and goofy pictures you found on the internet.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Didn't you read the latest report? Goofy pictures ward off 90% of all regular giant monsters, and jokes are found to be 50% more effective against radioactive giant monsters than any other defense system.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

There are already kind folks doing their damndest to bring saftey from monster threat to the populace. We need not worry as long as they're on the job.

http://kaiju.com

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It's grime time.

Look, we're not idiots. Of course we know the monsters are a threat. I mean, for areallystupidguy's sake! Their making boots and belts out of infant! (And, according to CNN this morning, actually turning a nice profit on Rodeo. Sickening.)

It's just that the monster threat seems so far off - in abandoned hotels, under bridges, lurking in the woods, while the raisin issue is just around the corner in the cupboard.

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what if nigger meant kite

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There are already kind folks doing their damndest to bring saftey from monster threat to the populace. We need not worry as long as they're on the job.

http://kaiju.com

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Just around the corner in the cupboard
There's a gun I'm not supposed to know is there
I found it yesterday
As I reached for the Ben Gay
To put in my big brother's underwear.

Now I know whenever someone irks me
Or my playmates want a fun new game to play
I can go and get the gun
And begin the funny fun
As merrily I blow them all away.

And if we are besieged by giant monsters
Like Godzilla, Gammera, and Ghidrah too
They could squish us all like bugs
But I'll save two special slugs
For a murder-suicide with Cindy Sue.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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And if we are besieged by giant monsters
Like Godzilla, Gammera, and Ghidrah too
They could squish us all like bugs
But I'll save two special slugs
For a murder-suicide with Cindy Sue.

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Haha! Thank you for the laugh.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

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Giant radioactive monsters will ruin our civilization unless they are stopped. We need more monster-proof materials with which to fortify our cities, and funding for a new generation of robot warriors. Seismic sensors may give advance warning of monster activity near our coasts, but only if we deploy them in time. We need to get on top of the problem of giant monsters pronto, or giant monsters will be on top of us.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

^--- Godzilla's on the Ganj, man!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You bet. For a giant monster, thats gotta be something you can tell your grandkids about. Like john candy putting down the ol' 96er in The Great Outdoors.

No really.

True.

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That being said, your racism against giant monsters sickens me. Oh sure, you think they're cool till they want equal citizenship to you much smaller humanoids. Then the greed sets in, and you all become Human-Supremicists.

All of you should be ashamed....

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I guess you haven't spent much time living next to them. They're always blasting thier music too loud and throwing crazy parties late into the night. You try to ignore it, but every now and then a tail or horn comes crashing carelessly through your fence. When you ask them who's responsible; who's gonna pay for the damages, suddenly none of them speak English! "Rowrrr! Grrrr!! Us monsters! Us no understand!" I've had it with these jerks. They should all go back to Monster Island where they came from.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I'm pretty sure the giant monsters are the ones who stole my riding lawnmower.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

So you mean all those times I fed radioactive materials to lizards was a BAD thing?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

As DragonXero has shown, they're even trying to infiltrate our government. Pretty soon all of our Giant Monster Defense systems will have their budgets cut, and then where will we be?

I'd say we should nuke Monster Island, but that might make the problem worse.

Wait! We can ship all the monsters to France, and then we'd solve two problem at once!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

First of all, John Kerry is a zombie, not a giant monster. There's a big difference. Zombies rot, shout brains and have monotonous monologues about how much better they are than George W. Giant monsters spew radioactive gas out of their mouths (which is better than long boring monolougues).

Secondly, I would like to say that I've seen humans do more damage than a giant monster would ever do. Sure there are the bad apples that make giant monsters look bad, but then there are you humans, who are responsible for global warming, destruction of 1/3 of the species on this planet, and Yanni.

I rest my case.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.