Look -- I know you people like to run your mouths. So which one of you chuckleheads cares to back up all the tough talk with a little chin music? Just name the time an place and I will quit my job, buy an airplane ticket, fly out to the place you specify, and wait for your punk ass to show up!

You'll know me as soon as you see me. I'll be the guy totally kicking your ass, with like five different styles of kung-fu and jujitsu all rolled into one. You'll think you just walked into a fist hurricane, fucker.

So how about it, tough guy. C'mon; time and place. My foot is halfway out the door right now. I'll fuck you up.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

July 5th 6:00pm
7451 Pan American FRWY
Albuquerque, NM 87109

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obscenity filter is off

I'll be there! And don't even think of not showing up, 'cause I will wait there as long as it takes. It just kills me to have to wait so long to fuck you up, but I guess I can pass the time by smashing cinderblocks with my bare fists!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Anyone else? C'mon, let's dance!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

You two should set the date for the 4th. Beating the fuck outta someone is the American way to celebrate its independence.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I expect the fight to look something like this:

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

matclarke, you may want to be prepaired:

How to lose a fight so the other guy goes to jail

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

July 15, 10 AM local time
Kuwait City International Airport
Right outside the second-floor Starbucks.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i'll woop all your asses using only line breaks and horizontal rules!

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what if nigger meant kite

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what if nigger meant kite

and thats just the hard bag. wait till we actually tussle.

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what if nigger meant kite

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July 15, 10 AM local time
Kuwait City International Airport
Right outside the second-floor Starbucks.

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If I can't make it I'll make sure a 6'3" 220 pound Marine shows up just to make sure you didn't come over here for nothing.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'll show up. That’s funny; weight and height mentioned are strangely familiar.

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obscenity filter is off

July 17
Bottom of the Tar Pits

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I dumb :D

ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLENGE???

Zaster, there's only one way to do this. You versus me, on top of the Sears Tower in Chicago in the middle of a wild thunderstorm at night. That's the only way. LET'S GET IT ON!!!

August 1
House of Mirrors

I'll be the one wearing your clothing and having a haircut just like yours.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Yeah baby! Let me call Spike TV. I think we can get some air time for this one.

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August 1
House of Mirrors

I'll be the one wearing your clothing and having a haircut just like yours.

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tonight
Lou's Tavern
basement
don't tell anyone (especially Lou)
i'll lay out the groundrules when you get there

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what if nigger meant kite

10:00 PM Eastern Standard Time
Pisgah Middle School
The secret pool on top of "A" Building.

Bring watershoes, a ladder, and a large can of cheez whiz.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

3:30PM CST, June 30th
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
Western Development Museum

You get 10 points for pronouncing the province name correctly, and another 10 points if you can find it on a map without help.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

September 8th, 2005
noon
San Antonio, TX
The Alamo
in the basement

bring it

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Pfft. Zaster just doing this so he can rack up frequent flyer miles.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

My dance card is getting pretty full here. That's OK though. I'm so totally going to kick your asses that it's like I've already kicked them. Seriously; check your mirror for bruises.

My battle with Mandingo didn't go well, but only because I found his "Greco-Roman wrestling only" stipulation very limiting. The exlusively male, leather-clad bar patrons all rooting him on were very distracting as well.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Here we go Zaster, I got the official date set:

July 13th - 2:00 AM
Chicago, IL
Rooftop of the Sears Tower
It will be rainy, windy, and stormy. We will fight with swords and you MUST talk in an evil british accent.