I'm sure I'm not alone in my outrage over the fact that Jessica Simpson has not received an Oscar nomination for her moving performance in The Dukes of Hazzard. How could the academy have overlooked this soulful and nuanced portrayal of a rural working woman struggling against chauvinism and injustice in small-town America?

And what about King Kong? This rising star expresses a range that rises well above the usual grunting and chest-beating of the muscle-bound action hero. Truely Kong has break-out potential worthy of a romantic comedy, historical drama, or just about any other genre if only he is given the chance. But will he receive his due at the Oscars? Pfeh. They'd rather heap praises on some silly Western.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

That though inspired me to make a totally unrelated picture.
[IMG]http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c388/Puffofilogic/img013.jpg[/IMG]

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I am honored to have provided the inspiration for such a soulful and nuanced masterpiece.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

According to Google, this is a picture of shitty Oscars:

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/oscar.jpg[/IMG]

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What others say about boorite!

According to Google, this is a picture of shitty Golden Globes:

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I agree, Sarah Jessica Parker's gold plated boobs are quite shitty.

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Poop.

According to google, this is a picture of Said Bacon

...and this is BigFrank!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Wow, it appears the camera DOES add 10 pounds... everytime the picture is taken!

that u - really?????????????

ur big... yea
u kinda look 'notoriuos'
but if ur milwaukw's best
ther's no hope 4 milwauke!!!!!!!!!!!!

da breweers suk man!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lolllllllllllllllllll
lmao

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da bearrrrrr

AAARRRRGGGHHH!!! I can't take it anymore! Learn to spell, learn grammar, learn to use English at least as coherently as an illegal immigrant!

And for god's sake, use some content!

quote:

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...and this is BigFrank!

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quote:

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AAARRRRGGGHHH!!! I can't take it anymore! Learn to spell, learn grammar, learn to use English at least as coherently as an illegal immigrant!

And for god's sake, use some content!

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Samurai is a career, not an ethnicity.

quote:

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wtf????????

>>>>>

THATS CONTENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO

and ahm haff comanche haff samurai

ROTFLMBO

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uh...
yea...

so?????????

lmao

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da bearrrrrr

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

that u - really?????????????

ur big... yea
u kinda look 'notoriuos'
but if ur milwaukw's best
ther's no hope 4 milwauke!!!!!!!!!!!!

da breweers suk man!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lolllllllllllllllllll
lmao

lol liek hay man u = t3h funneh ah really can't compete with dat mofo. and shit dawg u no cuz i am lik t3h best that mil-twon has 2 offer yo so u just best step off lolz0rz

What has become of my brilliant and insightful thread?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

tythebear killed it. Let's string the bastard up.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

If that was spelled correctly it would be the best thing I've ever read.

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It's grime time.

If that was spelled correctly it would be the best thing I've ever read.

"I'm half Commanche, half samurai."

That's nothing. I'm half Iriquois, half fighter pilot, and half Shaolin kung fu master. OMG I R teh r0xXoRZ.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Not to mention 100%

If that was spelled correctly it would be the best thing I've ever read.

"I'm half Commanche, half samurai."

I changed my mind.

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It's grime time.

Mickey Roarke should've been nominated for SIN CITY.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.