So I won the last CC with the words "Sexfuck" and "ding-dong" so naturally the subject for the next competition will be about the Son of God.

Jesus woke up late for being born to the Virgin Mary... about 2,000 years late.

Comics should be about anything from the time Jesus woke up, to his birth, to his times on earth in the present day.

I didn't really want to give up those ideas but I wanna make sure that my dumbass doesn't put it some way that no one understands.

The Rules...

1. Photoshopped entries are fine.
2. Series are fine
3. No limit on number of entries.
4. New comics only.

Have at it and take all the religious offense that everyone dishes out.

-- red

I don't understand.

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1233']

[Click to view comic: 'Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ...']
[Click to view comic: 'Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ...']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Church of Jesus Christ, Wino']
[Click to view comic: 'Church of Jesus Christ, Wino']

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 331: If Jesus first appeared today']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1236']

[Click to view comic: 'The Lord Will Come Upon You']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1237']

The fun part about this setup is: Jesus comes with his own stir stick.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'CC 331: right hand of god, left hand of urine stain']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'cc jesus']

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whats up i am sebra 139

Dsiqualifyed.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Dnoe.

Read the last panel out loud or you won't get it.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 331: Jesus slowed']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1241']

[Click to view comic: '07:09:17 GMT 29 Aug 2006: Jesus Rolls Over']

[Click to view comic: 'Short Notice']

[Click to view comic: 'Logistics']

[Click to view comic: 'Explanations']

[Click to view comic: 'Rough Beast']

[Click to view comic: 'While We're There']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1244']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1245']

Entries will be accepted until midnight Tuesday. Judging will follow soon after…

If you’re not trying for the win… go for another award… Reference past CC’s I’ve hosted.

[Click to view comic: 'CC331: Reaching For The Urban Demographic']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'MyJesus']
[Click to view comic: 'MyJesus 2']
[Click to view comic: 'MyJesus 3']
[Click to view comic: 'MyJesus 4']

Best Use of Python

Goes to: RandomComicLayoutGuy

For the Comic: RCL no. 1245 #365813

The Truth Award: This would really happen

Goes to: sebra139

For the Comic: cc jesus #365337

Most Political

Goes to: HCRoyall

For the Comic: Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ... #364858

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: mumphish

For the Comic: MyJesus 4 #365838

Most Sexual

Goes to: boloboffin

For the Comic: Logistics #365584

Most Ironic

Goes to: mumphish

For the Comic: MyJesus 3 #365837

Best Pun

Goes to: NeoVid

For the Comic: CC 331: If Jesus first appeared today #364938

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: AngryAmerican

For the Comic: Church of Jesus Christ, Wino #364922

Most Obscure

Goes to: RandomComicLayoutGuy

For the Comic: RCL no. 1244 #365809

The Tobor Award
For funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: boloboffin

For the Comic: Logistics #365584 Get it... inside? haw >=\

Best Title

Goes to: choadwarrior

For the Comic: The Lord Will Come Upon You #364951

Most Similar

Goes to: AngryAmerican and mumphish

For the Comic: CC 331: Church of Jesus Christ, Wino #364913[b]

AND

MyJesus 3[/b]#365837

The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: boloboffin

For the Comic: Short Notice #365582

Best use of Cliches award

Goes to: RandomComicLayoutGuy

For the Comic: RCL no. 1236 #364944

Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: NeoVid

For the Comic: CC 331: If Jesus first appeared today #364938

More is good! For funny long panels

Goes to: AngryAmerican

For the Comic: Church of Jesus Christ, Wino #364913

Creativity Award

Goes to: The_young_scot

For the Comic:

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: RandomComicLayoutGuy

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1241']
How can you go wrong with "RAT FARTS!"?

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: RandomComicLayoutGuy

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1245']

Zinger Award (And the next host of Stripcreator Comic Competition 332)

Goes to: choadwarrior

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'The Lord Will Come Upon You']

I’d like to start off by saying that 22 entries is abysmal…(not the 26 comics… but the number 22)

I guess I should wait until the holidays to host a CC. It seems that that’s the time where people post the most… unless you all are thinking the same thing and waiting till Holiday timeframe to win one so the one you host will be successful…

Well let me tell you something. DON’T! I sucks a long hard penis to judge a CC that has a shit-ton of entries (at least if you deal out maasive amounts of awards like I do)

That being said, I leave you with a word of congratulatory praise to choadwarrior, the winner of CC 331!!!

That word is, “Non-Commiserations” !!!

-- red

Thanks, Red!

It's been so long since I won one of these things, I stopped dreaming of great CC ideas. Check back tomorrow for CC 332.