We've all heard them...awful lyrics in popular songs.  Here are my most hated:

From Horse with No Name by America:
America

Then there was the one-off superband, Emerson, Lake, & Powell who gave us this in their sorta hit Touch & Go:

the other white ELP

The thing that always struck me about that one is that I have always had a place to sleep, but I've never been able to afford a Patek Philippe watch.  Funny how these prog-rock gods pity the poor guy who can't afford a $20,000 watch.

But, if you're going to drop names, you have to include what I think is the most awful couplet of all time, from Love Will Find a Way by Yes:

band way beyond its prime

What are yours?

choadwarrior

fuck you. this is the greatest line of all time

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Batman created by Bob Kane

any modern country singer

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

"I want to be rich and I want lots of money
I dont care about clever I dont care about funny
I want loads of clothes and f***loads of diamonds
I heard people die while they are trying to find them"

Some profound thoughts from Lily Allen there.   Really, Lily?  No shit.  No.  Shit. 

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

The Three 6 Mafia

choadwarrior

That song also gave us the immortal line "The heat was hot."

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I has a flavor!

blame it on the rain thats falling

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obscenity filter is off

she thinks my tractors sexy, she even likes my farmers tan.

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obscenity filter is off

These lyrics are so bad, I even put them on my CD for Swap 7.  Pay special attention to the chorus:

I like things
That make me glad
I dont like things
That make me sad

Holy fuck.  This is why I support abortion through the 75th trimester.

Fannypack

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"Old" is the old new.

Alan Jackson

I hear that and think that because she wouldn't put out, he made her buy him dinner and then kicked her out of the truck at her house on his way to the brothel to cure his blue balls.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

wrapped up like a douche
quarter pounder in the night 

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what if nigger meant kite

Anything by Lil Mama qualifies here. ANYTHING.

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The last voice of nonsensical BS

AT ALL.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Where bad lyrics are concerned this guy takes the biscuit!

Lenny Kravitz

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Poo perhaps?

If you ever want to witness the drawback of coming off heroin, I recommend you listen to anything Lou Reed recorded in the last 20 years.  Here's a gem called Egg Cream from Set The Twilight Reeling:

washed up junky

Somehow, that doesn't compare to anything he did with Velvet Underground.

Speaking of Lou Reed...

ANIMAL LANGUAGE by Lou Reed

Miss Riley had a dog
she used to keep it in her backyard
And when the dog began to bark
all the neighbors began to shout
Then came a stormy night
Miss Riley let her dog out
And when the neighbors found him 'round
they put a gun down his mouth and shot him down
and he went

Ooohhh-wow, bow-wow
Ooohhh-wow, bow-wow

Miss Murphy had a cat
on her lap it sat
And once in a great big while
it looked like that Cheshire cat did smile
But often it used to chase
anything that crossed its face
But one day it got so hot
that Cheshire cat had a blood clot
and she said

Ooohhh-meow, me-meow
Ooohhh-meow, me-meow

Meow

And then the dog met the cat
the dog was hot and the cat was wet
Then came some sweaty dude
he put a board between the two
Then they couldn't get at it
got frustrated all about it
So they did the only thing you could do
they took the dude's sweat and shot it up between the two
and they said

Ooohhh-wow, bow-wow
Ooohhh-wow, bow, me, wow

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

There are far too many to even begin to list here.

That is the single largest drawback to working where I do. Sometimes there's no drunken idiots or beat up ho's to watch, so the music insinuates itself right into your skull.

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Kill Whitey.

fergie

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Poop.

Don't be

so surprised

when he fucks you

and leaves you

cos you know that is

what you de

serve

Daron - StarLit Summer 

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

"I'm not a fighter

But i'll fuckin' well hit ya like a heavyweight

And I never wait

For the ten-count

Always get in line for the next bout

So thats why if you're lookin' for danger

Its your lucky day cos i'll fucking re-arrange ya

I'm gonna

Knock you.

Ouuuuuuuutttttt"

:- Some nu metal band.

ftc

Now hold on, FTC, I lost my virginity to this song, so I have to pretend I like it. Of course, the guy I lost it to, if I ever see him I'm probably going to beat his ass, but I do have to pretend I like it.

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The last voice of nonsensical BS

MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS

System Of A Down - Cigaro xD