read my damn comics forum, "Check out frosty smooth" messages seem to be on infinite repeat, and I'd wager that the IP addresses of "stripcreatx0r" and "Spongebob1" are the same.

If you've ever wanted to get all old testament and smite someone, please pick this guy.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

It looks like the can o whop ass has been tapped. Nicely done.

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I reported that a while ago, and Brad handled it... unfortunately, the troll has now decided to post 6 repeats to individial threads in an attempt to make deleting them all a bigger pain than just wiping out a single 200 post thread.

These are the times that I actually banning would be nice.

It's actually not any harder to remove, just different MySQL queries. If it's a whole thread I type:

DELETE FROM [database] WHERE subject = '[thread subject]';

If it's individual posts I type:

DELETE FROM [database] WHERE username = 'Spongebob1' OR username = 'stripcreatx0r';

Both take about half a second to process.

The second one is slightly messier because it doesn't kill all the replies of "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" and "STOP THAT!!" from other users so they all wind up looking like they were yelling about nothing.

Pretty simple and easy to do even when you're trying to get drunk to avoid worrying about your dentist appointment tomorrow.

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Good luck with that appointment... just routine, I hope. But then again, I don't know too many people who drink themselves into a stupor over a routine dentist appointment... and the ones who are likely to, generally don't need an excuse of any kind to get hammered.

A filling with a 30% chance of it spontaneously turning into a root canal. I likes them odds!

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Eep.

That would explain why all the thread counts are munged, then.

[Click to view comic: 'Brad Chooses a Dentist']

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I didn't need to get a root canal although my dentist said that I may still need one eventually if my tooth starts to hurt again. He gives me a 50/50 chance.

Also I fixed all the reply counts so the paging in threads that were flooded should be fixed now.

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Root canals don't hurt. I had one a while back, and it was more painful before I had the root canal than afterwards. I mean, my whore head was aching because of one teeny tooth.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

erm, I meant to say whole, not whore.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

Funniest...spelling error...ever.

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Give the KK persona a rest already, DX...

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DX? Now who or what are you guys referring to when you say that?

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I asked the dentist and that's what he said as well. I told him that for a month I'd been telling people "30% chance of a root canal" and they all act shocked and concerned for me and then hand me whatever spare change they have on them. He told me they're just 'elaborate fillings'.

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DX = DragonXero

If that [u]is[/u] you, DX, please give it a rest. This trolling is not funny, and it is not "making the forum more interesting". You are just being a pain in the arse, and wasting Brad's bandwidth and storage space.

Apologies to DX if that isn't him, of course. :)

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My whore's head was aching the other day, I took her to the vet and he said it was the rarest case of "Andy's Maw" syndrome he'd ever seen.

p.s. I'm pretty sure it's not DragonXero, surely if we REALLY wanted to know, Brad could do some kind of Scooby Doo-esque unveiling.

*shiver*

I just felt a disturbance in the force, as if someone was already registering the username "Thelma" in an attempt to make a cheap joke.

either that or someone just made another Cowboy Physics parody.

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quote:

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I'm pretty sure it's not DragonXero, surely if we REALLY wanted to know, Brad could do some kind of Scooby Doo-esque unveiling.

*shiver*

I just felt a disturbance in the force, as if someone was already registering the username "Thelma" in an attempt to make a cheap joke.

either that or someone just made another Cowboy Physics parody.

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Your whore said that?

No, the vet did, read it again dyslexia boy!

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This coming from the man who wrote a comic series entitled "Kelly's Labido".

ah yes, and as I recall, I WON the contest,

hooray for me!

actually, I'm flicking through my dictionary...

"Labido"?

did I just make that word up? I can't even find a correct spelling.

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Libido.

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Or Labrador.

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