He went to see Jurassic Park so he could see how the family were keeping.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

His stool samples have to be carbon dated.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

When he was a kid, instead of "Rock, paper, scissors" he would play "Rock, rock, rock."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

He was conceived at the Big Bang.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

His social security number is 1.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

that if you said his age you wold die of old age before you stoped saying his age

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sex

Bunner's so old, he tapes Diagnosis Murder.

Ha, ha.

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What others say about boorite!

He answers "Yes" everytime he hears "Remember the Alamo."

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

He knew Lincoln's grandfather.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Even dead people call him sir.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

He lists Moses among his close friends.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

- When everyone else talks about how the new supermarket used to be a theatre, he talks about how it was back when South America was connected to Africa.

- When he gets depressed about the state of the world, he wonders aloud if he should have thrown that first walking fish back into the sea.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

His passport is in cuneiform.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

His library books are stone tablets.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

When he prays, it begins, "Our nephew, who art in heaven..."

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

You all suck.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

*hugs*

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

(GREAT one!)

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This is not my empire.

When anyone talks about the horrors that were commited against the Jews, he silently curses Pharoh.

He says "People complain about the Greenhouse Effect, but that's nothing compared to before the earth cooled."

A doctor once came up to him and offered to remove his appendix, but he turned him down because it was one of his vital organs.

He's a father of 34,638.

He tried to get a job as host of annual New Years Eve specials, but was turned down in favor of a younger man.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

bunner is so old that he is older than this thread.

When you talk about Methuselah, he says, "That little whippersnapper?"

I told him to act his age and he died

He took his driver's test on a dinosaur

He walked into an antique store and they kept him

His social security number is 1

His birth certificate is expired

When he was young, rainbows were black & white

When he was young, carbon dating was hanging out with a female mammal

The popular cologne when he was young was Fetus Spice

When he was a kid Star Wars was still Star Pleasant Relations

When he was a kid, the Dead Sea only had a mild cold

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

And he has an autographed bible.

Bunner is so old, he left stripcreator, and now I want to break every one of my foot bones in his ass. I don't know how many bones are in my foot, but I know there are a lot.

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What others say about boorite!

When he was a kid, National Lampoon movies were still good.

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It's grime time.

When God said, "Let there be light!", he followed it with, "Bunner, get your ass out the way, bitch!"

He can remember when Chef Boyardee was in cooking school.

He knew Eric the Red when he was Eric the Kinda Pinkish

When you say, "Praise Jesus!", he says, "Why? That motherfucker still owes me 3 bucks!"

Watching the Flintstones brings a nostalgic tear to his eye

When he wants to visit the 'Old Country', you take him to the museum

Keith Richards calls him 'The Geezer'

Mick Jagger calls him 'Keith Richards'

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.