Hi. I'm new. I'm not very creative in introductions. Just read it and tell me how much you adore my witty cynicism....or not.

Erica

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

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Hi. I'm new. I'm not very creative in introductions. Just read it and tell me how much you adore my witty cynicism....or not.

Erica

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See.. I'm new, but even I can pick up the idea of either clicking my name to the left..

<---------------over here.

Or clicking the little "Comics" button at the bottom of this box.

Sometimes it takes more than a college degree to make you smart.

Erica

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Brutal indeed.

Are you really a chinchilla?

Maybe.

If I am will you sell me out to the National Inquirer as the world's only Chinchilla Online Cartoonist?

Because I would really hate that.

Erica

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Never. I like chinchillas.

Especially grilled.

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Never. I like chinchillas.

Especially grilled.

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Never. I like chinchillas.

Especially grilled.

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How un-American of you. We don't eat GRILLED things here. Strictly deep-fried. Say, you're not a commie are you?

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See.. I'm new, but even I can pick up the idea of either clicking my name to the left..

<---------------over here.

Or clicking the little "Comics" button at the bottom of this box.

Sometimes it takes more than a college degree to make you smart.

Erica

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Worse.

He's Scottish.

Eeee. I thought those were extinct like the Do-Do bird. My mistake.

PS- Your site has the coolest picture, Storm1.jpg I think it was. The water droplets look like..well.. what has a head and a tail and is white like that? :)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

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Worse.

He's Scottish.

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Whoever smelt it, dealt it.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Its like a non-goth version of Alcyonae. Only with Fuck on her favourites list.

I SMELL A REG TROLLING HERE.

BACK DEVIL WOMAN. THOU SHALT NOT TAKE ME ALIVE!

Careful, Perm. You say 'reg' and my name a lot and you might get what you ask for. No, I am not someone posing as someone else. I am a brand new pain in the ass to chafe your insides. Soak it up, people.

Erica

If you don't believe me, AIM message me and see.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

It's okay, folks. I checked it out. She's clean.

I'm not even gonna say anything.

I'm not even gonna say anything.

Clever one, aren't you? I bet YOU didn't repeat kindergarten with such brilliance.

Erica

PS- Did I mention I'm most often offensive? No? Oh, well.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Sorry, but we do not allow offensive people here at the Stripcreator. Instead, have you considered being nice and kind and sharing the love with others so that everyone gets to always be happy?

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Trying to ingratiate yourself with regulars by putting up a stoic front of insults?

It will work, but once accepted you may not be yourself on these forums, but rather the self-portrait you painted of yourself when entering these forums.

Then again, with all the shit the newbies get slung at them, maybe a stoic front followed by an easing and opening up may not be so bad a tactic.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I am smitten.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Where's Mr_Hi?

I like your witty cynicism, but in some strips the delivery needs work. If I had to pick a favorite moment though, it would be the last panel of this one...

[Click to view comic: 'E-Love']

[Click to view comic: 'Meet the Folks']

So true.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

We are but men. Expect more, and prepare to be dissapointed.

Boy, are they ever! More men than butt, though, if I am to understand correctly. I mean, I've seen a dozen internet subcults that are far more vitriolic than this one, especially to newbies.

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AIM: HeeeresWiL | RAAR! TOBOR WILL DEFENSTRATE YOU!

Boy, are they ever! More men than butt, though, if I am to understand correctly. I mean, I've seen a dozen internet subcults that are far more vitriolic than this one, especially to newbies.

Were being sympathetic to newbies , kinda , because were running out of human hearts to sacrifice to the deity.

So were luring them into a false sense of security.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"