Humm...

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I may not have been around very long here, but I think I can honestly say you suck. That one did anyway. :) I'll check the rest of yours...

Subtlety, Biggie, subtlety. Don't say "you suck" - that's mean and far too blunt. Try this: "The relative air pressure within your strip is significantly lower than the average sea-level atmospheric pressure, causing the strip to exert suction."

...or, of course, you could be nice and not say it at all.

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The relative air pressure within Obi's mom's mouth is significantly lower than the average sea-level atmospheric pressure, causing it mouth to exert suction.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Ouch gabe that was harsh, ok so it wasn't one of my best. I'm a bit rusty

Try WD-40. It worked for my car door.

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...and ObiJo's mom.

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Two on one, huh? I ain't afraid of you pussies! *stalling* Why, I could take you both with one nut tied behind my back. *stalling* I mean, if I was predisposed to so tie a nut behindeth my back. *C'mon, damn you! Think of a comeback.* Don't make me show you both! You'll be crying and stuff. *Oh, "and stuff" that was real fricking good. Ok, now say something damnit!*

Yeah, you can use that suction excuse if you want, gabe. Though it explains away the gag, you still have to wonder why your dad kept your mom tied up and in the closet.

*That sucked! And you're starting to sweat. You're losing your cool man! End this post quickly.*

And ladyjdotnet, you're, uh...You're stupid!

*No!! What the hell was that? That's it, I'm moving to a new psyche.*

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Heh, yeah, guess that WAS a bit blunt... maybe I was a bit tired... Don't remember what possessed me. :) jeez, I'm a jerk!

Zing! Someone knows how to fit in!

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Sometimes I feel really sophomoric, constantly making fun of other people. Then I realize I don't care.

Plus I only make fun of people I like. So it's you people that I never say anything about that I really loathe.

Fuck you all, cocksmokers!

There, feel better?

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Zing! Someone knows how to fit in!

Well, with all that WD-40, it's hardly difficult.

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I thought only Clinton and Mississippi natives used WD40 as a lubricant.

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Zing! Someone knows how to fit in!

Thank you, thank you.

I don't think ObiJo (and by extension, his mom) is any *more* deserving of ridicule than most others in here... but since the joke was just lying there...

... like ObiJo's mom...

bah, not as funny the second time.

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Oh, it was funny the second time.

Like Obi's mom.

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That didn't make much sense.

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you think we've come to expect anything sensible from ya Gabe?

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Thank you, thank you.

I don't think ObiJo (and by extension, his mom) is any *more* deserving of ridicule than most others in here... but since the joke was just lying there...

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Thank you, thank you.

I don't think ObiJo (and by extension, his mom) is any *more* deserving of ridicule than most others in here... but since the joke was just lying there...

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You're taking praise from gabe? gabe, the guy who has an entire thread dedicated to how geeky he is, the largest thread on this board? gabe, the guy I once heard use the comeback, "Get off my mom cuz I just got off yours"? gabe, the guy who set up an email address for his dog? gabe, the guy who made a bar graph to show rates of comics being made? gabe, the guy who made a bar graph depicting he-manliness? gabe, the guy who made multiple bar graphs?

You played Dungeons and Dragons as a kid, didn't you?

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You played Dungeons and Dragons as a kid, didn't you?

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Actually, yeah...

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I was a teenage male roleplayer once, and I know how it works. "Fuck! A female wants to play! Yes yes yes!!!! Get her into the group NOW!!!!"

Ah, those were the days...

These days my wife and one of my sisters-in-law are part of my regular RPG group, so obviously having female players in the group isn't quite as magical as it used to be...

Oh, by the way, understanding and usage of the ^H gag is kind of like owning a Star Trek uniform - it is an immediate geekdom indicator, and you don't need anything else.

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Of course, DexX doesn't play Dungeons & Dragons. He plays Dungeons and Kangaroos.

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Oh, by the way, understanding and usage of the ^H gag is kind of like owning a Star Trek uniform - it is an immediate geekdom indicator, and you don't need anything else.

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