I hope this hasn't been covered.

I thought it might be entertaining if people wrote comics about how their parents, guardians or parole officers first introduced them to the idea of sex. (Another post might cover your first sexual experience.) My friends have always said mine was a strange story, so I'll get things started with a pair of comics on the subject.

I didn't intend this as a contest, so please no wagering. But then if someone wants to be the judge and make a contest out of it, you are welcome to wear that hat.

On with the show.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'So, Why "Spankling?"']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'Why would your father and minister set you up with a whore?']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I have it on good authority that one of the other locals has this story to tell:

[Click to view comic: 'A long-time lowpasser reminisces']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Hot damn. If I knew they had hookers at church, I would've gone a long time ago!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

*ahem*

[Click to view comic: 'Sex and the Single DH-01']

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

This is a strip I did ages ago which is (loosely!) based on my Dad's attempt to talk with me about the "Facts of Life" - I was almost eighteen at the time, and had just lost my virginity a couple of days before (my Dad has always had incredible timing) and I had been doing "everything but..." with another girl for almost two years.

[Click to view comic: 'He sat me down and said, "Son, put the bins out!"']

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

[Click to view comic: 'Nibor learns the Birds and the Bees']

I'm really kind of saddened that my parents talk with me about sex fits in 2 1/2 panels, all in all.

[Click to view comic: 'It's hard to type with my toes']

Don't feel bad, mine didn't even get a cameo.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

And, here's the "First Sexual Encounter" strip:

[Click to view comic: 'No, Really. Donkey Sodomy is almost ALWAYS funny!']

Okay, okay. So maybe this is more what really happened...

[Click to view comic: 'And that...is the REST of the story']

Frat guys are so...sensitive about such issues. I'm still not sure what gave it away. Damn I miss those guys. =)

Great! A mystery! Let's see... What did your face smell like at the time?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Man, this thread is far, far too interesting for me.

Here we go again...

[Click to view comic: 'Women. Can't live with em, pass the beer nuts.']

Great! A mystery! Let's see... What did your face smell like at the time?

Okay, fine. Actually, I do know what gave it away. I was wearing some dorky necklace the chick had given me, and, well, they knew what that meant. Later, she became The Girl In Panel #1, above.

And to this very day, Nibor's roommate is STILL better in the sack...

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And to this very day, Nibor's roommate is STILL better in the sack...

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[Click to view comic: 'How Mom Introduced Me to Sex']

I couldn't resist. I'm really, really sorry about it, though.

[Click to view comic: 'AI Dating Service']

I realized I also had a comic about my character Bob getting "introduced" to some sex. In my defense, this was written well before I actually read the message boards, so the donkey sodomy is completely unintentional.

Ya, like that will hold up in court.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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And to this very day, Nibor's roommate is STILL better in the sack...

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Only with donkeys, roommate. Only with donkeys.

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[Click to view comic: 'Uh....']

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What others say about boorite!

Damn. After telling that story, I realized I will almost certainly never screw another barely-legal teen again.

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'Data glut']

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What others say about boorite!

Both strips are true, except my mom's not a little Asian girl.

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What others say about boorite!

That reminds me of the following true story.
[Click to view comic: 'A bit of Americana']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet