I've had some pretty bad suck-burgers since coming here, but only a few of them actually embarass me when I read them. For instance...
[Click to view comic: 'Space 1989']
Look, look, i made a joke about someone shitting on themselves. Ha...Ugh. Still, it did get me to do a couple more Space 1989-1999 comics which didn't suck as bad. I'd erase them but you have to keep them around, like naked baby pictures.
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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.