What's the worst comic I've ever done? I really want to know. I thought my latest one was pretty bad, but it's kinda grown on me:

Donkeys Don't Speak (I'm in Trouble Deep) by Bargaintuan 5-09-03

Hey! What's your favorite TV show? HEE HAW!

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

It *is* pretty dry, but it's still a grower...

Actually it's a lot funnier than anything by CHAIR_COMICS

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I can't even begin to describe how much that comic sucks.

I actually liked it.

BARGAINTUAN HOW DARE YOU I HAVE A GOOD MIND TO >:O

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I DON'T MEAN THIS IN A RACIAL SENSE BUT, STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREA

I've not read all your comics, but that one was pretty bad. I think I've got you beat, though:

Hopefully the worst comic I'll ever make by andydougan 3-27-02

Loch Ness

I even misused "hopefully" in the title. Geez.

I like it!

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Man, you guys suck at this bad-comic-posting thing:

CC 183 (F): Crappy (2) by Devin 4-25-03

Look, now I'm a black man! And I'm white! And now I've disappeared! Me too! Whoa, now I'm a snowman! And I'm a witch! Cool!

I like it!

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

I like all of these.

Anyway

sorrrrrry by boinky33 5-13-03

NOOOO!!!! DON'T EAT ME! Okay.

yuck....

Hey! Deliberately making bad comics just for this thread is cheating!

I made this before.

You just so happened to make a terrible comic yesterday? Pull the other one!

I'M BOINKY33!

May I play?

Danger! Show Me What You Are Working With. by ambulancedriver 5-13-03

Oh gracious me, it is like my future self or something! Seriously, don't these two look kind of alike? I'm just saying.

I was not aware of this thread at the time, but feel free to acuse me of such anyway. Oh the terrible.

I made a whole thread for this type of thing. How quick they forget.

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sorrrrrry by boinky33 5-13-03

NOOOO!!!! DON'T EAT ME! Okay.

yuck....

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I'll never forget.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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sorrrrrry by boinky33 5-13-03

NOOOO!!!! DON'T EAT ME! Okay.

yuck....

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Get out of here, you talented fuckwad! Can't you get it through your brilliant mind that we're showcasing CRAPPY comics?

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Ugh. I thought this one was hillarious at the time, but every time I see it I hate it more and more.

Angry Christmas Tree by MaxPayne 1-14-03

Fuck you.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Great, MaxPayne. Now only 78 more to go.

I've had some pretty bad suck-burgers since coming here, but only a few of them actually embarass me when I read them. For instance...

Space 1989 by mmyers 2-05-03

Hey Red Robot, i...oh man, what is that horrible smell? I'm sure I would not know, Valerie. Red Robot, it looks kind of like you urinated on yourself. That would be ludicrous. And from the looks of things, it looks like you might have crapped your pants, as well. Who keeps putting that there???

Look, look, i made a joke about someone shitting on themselves. Ha...Ugh. Still, it did get me to do a couple more Space 1989-1999 comics which didn't suck as bad. I'd erase them but you have to keep them around, like naked baby pictures.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Um, I laughed my ass off when I made this, but the next day I realized that it was incredibly terrible. I kept it to remind myself that I suck.

Dear God by Trippingbillee 3-24-03

People like to talk about interesting things on IRC. We like to talk about lesbian sex. On IRC. With other lesbians. They should call it "LesbianRC" or something.

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Sex Piano.

I've done some utterly *utterly* appauling comics, but I'm submitting my first ever effort.

Congestion charges lack wang; ability to crush puny humans by jes_lawson 12-17-02

How would you deal with traffic congestion in Central London Red Robot? Graagh! I will crush your puny Earth vehicles human! Then I will eat your pathetic Mayor Ken Livingstone! At least he is less angry than the average driver on the M25 And his suggestions made more sense as well

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