It took some convincing, but I finally got myself to put a shirt on her.

This is also a test to see which server is more reliable, Freedom 2 surf (above) or freeservers (below).

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

- Welcome to the Big Apples.

By the way, that pose looks really uncomfortable. Where's that skyscraper going? Is she impaled on it? And what happened to her pinkie finger?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

--Such is the plight of the sexually aroused giantess.

--The hazards of tittyfucking a skyscraper include: chaffing, impalement, and bloodstains from many an innocent window washer.

--Now, immgine how much more comfortable she would be with some kneepads.

Pat Benatar's "Skyscraper In My Sternum" Tour was cancelled in favour of something less.... "80's."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

--Something is hanging over Singapore's financial district today, namely a gargantuan pair of titties.

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... And folks on the north side of town may get a good look at the aureola borealis tonight.

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Say, aren't those supposed to be twin towers? Where's the other-- OH MY GOD!

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Her BREASTS shall destroy us all!!!!!!

Best caption I've see in quite some time.

Hrm... *quietly asks for the original...*

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

If a woman is big enough to titty fuck a sky scraper i could never satisfy her. That gigantic woman would look at my cock and laugh. Come on shes a freaking giant she'd laugh at all our cocks. Isn't that depressing.

Crabby:

We women laugh at all of your's anyway. Well, except maybe a few porn star penii.

It's a cruel joke that the media doesn't tell you guys.

You should hear what we REALLY say to our friends. The male ego would become extinct if that were to come out.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

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Crabby:

We women laugh at all of your's anyway. Well, except maybe a few porn star penii.

It's a cruel joke that the media doesn't tell you guys.

You should hear what we REALLY say to our friends. The male ego would become extinct if that were to come out.

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We DO hear what women say to their friends about men. Have you noticed how desperate to believe it they look when they're saying it? :- ) Or what those bitches say about each other the second one leaves the room? Ya see, that's the problem, ladies: You sit about and shred men and laugh, and then you shred one other behind each other's backs. You're your own worst enemies. It's free entertainment.

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

One ANother. Sorry. My typing blows goats. Always has. Don't care.

Rock on, then

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Jael made me cry but then bunners came in and told it like it really is and now I feel much better.

Yeah, they're all snipes and snickers until they get a desperate urge for some cock.

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Did I type that out loud?

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My typing blows goats.

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I thought that was your sister.

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I'm sorry. I seem to have keyboard Tourette's.

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Our members are too small? I beg to differ. Your vaginas are obviously too big. I mean, if a woman needs the penis of a porn star before she can have any fun in be, then she's definitely worthy of our pity...

Until she starts making penis jokes, at which point we get to laugh at her frustration. :D

This all reminds me of the mouse who was screwing a lioness - a joke she was putting up with since he had removed a thorn from her paw. The mouse was hidden under her tale humping away. A monkey in a tree saw this and as a joke tossed a fruit down, hitting the lioness on the head.

She said "Ouch."

To which the mouse replied, "Suffer bitch!"

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

We DO hear what women say ...

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As I get older I become more convinced that size only matters sometimes. Lesbian friends have divulged that they prefer sex aids that have more in common with tongues and thumbs than rods. Straight women have complained about having to slurp on something the size of a broom handle. And at other times they seem to like the long stroke action and performance.

It is not a clear cut situation - do we have bigguns or don't we, or does it matter. If life gives you lemons, then stuff 'em up your ass, ride a bouncy ball around and have fun!

I hope that made sense.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Well, it got me all hot and heavy. Keep talkin', stud.

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I thought that was your sister.

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Don't get me started on ya mama. Oh LORD, don't EVEN get me started on ya mama.

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Don't get me started on ya mama. Oh LORD, don't EVEN get me started on ya mama.

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Hey, I said I was sorry. What do you want, a smiley?

:-) :-) :-)

There. Your sister blows goats LOL JK :-)

I love the internet.

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