just wondering, what is the best and preferred method of suicide?

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St.Anger round my neck... He never gets respect... --- Take a step off your soapbox and see... What it's like on the ground... ---

Oh yes... I have a very twisted and violent sense of humour... caution all who want to keep their sanity

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I STILL DON'T NEED THIS PLACE TO DO CMOICS BRAD, YOU FUCKING GOLLIWOG PICANINNY FUCKER :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Getting your good friend Bargaintuan to stick a broom up your anus untill it hits your brain.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You toss a toaster in a bath tub while sitting in the water.

Dress up as a hot dog and stand up next to Anna Nichole Smith....

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

To die painfully: Take a razor blade and make slight slits and cuts all over your body (and I do mean ALL over) so you bleed little by little in hundreds of areas, causing you to bleed to death.

To die scared: Have someone strap your arms, legs, torso, head, and neck to a table just long enough for your head and legs and wide enough for your torso and legs. Then, have a mechanism of some sort (using plastic water tubing 1 in. in diameter, a slow small current of water, and a small water tank) drop small droplets upon your forehead, 1 drop at a time per second for 1 week straight with nothing to eat. It's called Chinese Water Torture.

To die in agony: Cover your body in either pigs blood or cows blood and throw yourself into a tank of piranhas.

To die quickly: Sharpen a lawnmower blade and hold the blade from the sides. Then pull your arms back so the blade digs into your skull. That or flip a lawnmower on its side and turn it on. Then jump head first into the blades spinning and bingo.

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson

That would have to be a pretty powerful lawnmower.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

drink water in mexico, u'll shit out your internal organs, maybe if your lucky they'll come through your navel

You get an upset stomach if you drink the water there, that's all. Don't know what half-assed rumors told you that, but it's just that water there is unfiltered.

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson

oi! i know that, i've gotten montezuma's revenge, and thats what it felt like to me, and its not like ana nicole smith will eat anything that looks like a hotdog, however if u dressed like a ham...

uh...that isn't Montezuma's Revenge. Montezuma's Revenge is a cocktail drug that kills people with about 100mg worth. So unless you've been poisoned, killed, then magically revived...you have not had Montezuma's Revenge.

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson

Dude, montezuma's revenge was another name for a condition caused by a species of south-central american bacteria (basically horrible diarrhea) far before it was used in the name of a drug spike

What do you think the drug is made of, sand? It's freezedried bacteria that becomes active in a liquid. But the amount of dose determines different effects. Concentrated amounts, usually the drug, kills. But the effect of sickness you recieve from drinking unfiltered water isn't montezuma's revenge. Drinking unfiltered stream water from Ireland and getting sick from it doesn't automatically give you Montezuma's Revenge, correct?

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson

"Dude, montezuma's revenge was another name for a condition caused by a species of south-central american bacteria"

The Aztecs resided in central Mexico, where Mexico City is today. The last powerful emperor of the Aztecs was Montezuma. Therefore, if the bacteria was found in South America, why would it have been named after a North American country's emperor? South America had the Incas. I'd check further into the background of your bacterias.

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson

I think this is funny. You two going back and forth after looking in your dictionarys and such. Go on...

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

thanks. now theres too much choice. can u guys help me with the note?

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St.Anger round my neck... He never gets respect... --- Take a step off your soapbox and see... What it's like on the ground... ---

sure i could help, why do you want to comit suicide?

That won't work unless you make deep cuts or use some sort of anticoagulant. Small cuts would clot up before allowing very much blood to leak out. Hundreds of cuts might be enough to make someone pass out if you could do them all fast enough that a significant amount of blood were lost quickly, but it probably would still not kill a person.

To open up a wound that will lead to someone bleeding to death, you need to open up at least an artery and set up some method to prevent blood coagulation (e.g. warm bath, big dose of aspirin, Coumadin, etc.). You don't need to worry about coagulation if it's a big artery, like the aorta or an iliac, carotid, or femoral artery--you'll die pretty quickly if you cut one of those puppies open.

Oh, and it would definitely be more painful to follow the cutting with an alcohol bath and a salt rub-down.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Not necessarily. My father's had patients that have come into the hospital he works at with people having used a razor to make hundreds upon hundreds of slits in their bodies (not deep) and nearly bled to death. When you bleed in excess of, let's say 950 cuts, it's the equiv. of a large gash. It's a form of torture to death which was used by the Vietcong during the Vietnam war, so I know it works.

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson

VOTE FOR ME

Ernie

The term "Montezuma's Revenge" has been used for many, many years. Long before your cocktail drug. Don't know who started it, or why it was called that, but visitors returning from Mexico with horrible diarrhea (sp?) refer to this as "Montezuma's Revenge".

And I want to know what kind of hospital your father works in that sees torture patients?

The method you are referring to was called "Death of a thousand cuts" and they were not small cuts. A small cut is clotted quickly by the platelets in your blood stream. A large cut does not clot quickly because actual veins and arteries could be severed, as opposed to smaller surface capillaries with a 'small cut'

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1: "And I want to know what kind of hospital your father works in that sees torture patients?"

It's a hospital. They dont care what happened to you if you have the money for treatment.

2: It's funny, because I did a report once in high school on the kind of torturing nazis, north koreans, vietcong, and chinese did during wars to scare the opposition and I read on how the vietcong used this method of making hundreds of cuts with razors to make their hostages/victims bleed to death. Ice was held on their bodies after have been cut so pores would open and the cut parts of the skin would bleed. But hey, I must be wrong if someone thinks I am.

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson

Ice to open pores?! I have never personally tortured anyone but I have received medical training and can assure you that cold will inhibit bleeding. If you don't believe me, try cutting two of your fingers, then place one under cold water and the other under warm water and see what happens. If you want further evidence, try placing a screwdriver up your nose and then hammer it in there real good and see what happens. Go ahead, I'll wait.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

i don't mean to brag, but i once killed a man by giving him a series of paper cuts. it was butcher paper.

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Still on the suicide thing eh? What about a good ol' guillotine?