just wondering, what is the best and preferred method of suicide?

Oh yes... I have a very twisted and violent sense of humour... caution all who want to keep their sanity

Getting your good friend Bargaintuan to stick a broom up your anus untill it hits your brain.

You toss a toaster in a bath tub while sitting in the water.

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just wondering, what is the best and preferred method of suicide?

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To die painfully: Take a razor blade and make slight slits and cuts all over your body (and I do mean ALL over) so you bleed little by little in hundreds of areas, causing you to bleed to death.

To die scared: Have someone strap your arms, legs, torso, head, and neck to a table just long enough for your head and legs and wide enough for your torso and legs. Then, have a mechanism of some sort (using plastic water tubing 1 in. in diameter, a slow small current of water, and a small water tank) drop small droplets upon your forehead, 1 drop at a time per second for 1 week straight with nothing to eat. It's called Chinese Water Torture.

To die in agony: Cover your body in either pigs blood or cows blood and throw yourself into a tank of piranhas.

To die quickly: Sharpen a lawnmower blade and hold the blade from the sides. Then pull your arms back so the blade digs into your skull. That or flip a lawnmower on its side and turn it on. Then jump head first into the blades spinning and bingo.

That would have to be a pretty powerful lawnmower.

drink water in mexico, u'll shit out your internal organs, maybe if your lucky they'll come through your navel

You get an upset stomach if you drink the water there, that's all. Don't know what half-assed rumors told you that, but it's just that water there is unfiltered.

oi! i know that, i've gotten montezuma's revenge, and thats what it felt like to me, and its not like ana nicole smith will eat anything that looks like a hotdog, however if u dressed like a ham...

uh...that isn't Montezuma's Revenge. Montezuma's Revenge is a cocktail drug that kills people with about 100mg worth. So unless you've been poisoned, killed, then magically revived...you have not had Montezuma's Revenge.

Dude, montezuma's revenge was another name for a condition caused by a species of south-central american bacteria (basically horrible diarrhea) far before it was used in the name of a drug spike

What do you think the drug is made of, sand? It's freezedried bacteria that becomes active in a liquid. But the amount of dose determines different effects. Concentrated amounts, usually the drug, kills. But the effect of sickness you recieve from drinking unfiltered water isn't montezuma's revenge. Drinking unfiltered stream water from Ireland and getting sick from it doesn't automatically give you Montezuma's Revenge, correct?

"Dude, montezuma's revenge was another name for a condition caused by a species of south-central american bacteria"

The Aztecs resided in central Mexico, where Mexico City is today. The last powerful emperor of the Aztecs was Montezuma. Therefore, if the bacteria was found in South America, why would it have been named after a North American country's emperor? South America had the Incas. I'd check further into the background of your bacterias.

I think this is funny. You two going back and forth after looking in your dictionarys and such. Go on...

thanks. now theres too much choice. can u guys help me with the note?

sure i could help, why do you want to comit suicide?

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To die painfully: Take a razor blade and make slight slits and cuts all over your body (and I do mean ALL over) so you bleed little by little in hundreds of areas, causing you to bleed to death.

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Not necessarily. My father's had patients that have come into the hospital he works at with people having used a razor to make hundreds upon hundreds of slits in their bodies (not deep) and nearly bled to death. When you bleed in excess of, let's say 950 cuts, it's the equiv. of a large gash. It's a form of torture to death which was used by the Vietcong during the Vietnam war, so I know it works.

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The term "Montezuma's Revenge" has been used for many, many years. Long before your cocktail drug. Don't know who started it, or why it was called that, but visitors returning from Mexico with horrible diarrhea (sp?) refer to this as "Montezuma's Revenge".

And I want to know what kind of hospital your father works in that sees torture patients?

The method you are referring to was called "Death of a thousand cuts" and they were not small cuts. A small cut is clotted quickly by the platelets in your blood stream. A large cut does not clot quickly because actual veins and arteries could be severed, as opposed to smaller surface capillaries with a 'small cut'

1: "And I want to know what kind of hospital your father works in that sees torture patients?"

It's a hospital. They dont care what happened to you if you have the money for treatment.

2: It's funny, because I did a report once in high school on the kind of torturing nazis, north koreans, vietcong, and chinese did during wars to scare the opposition and I read on how the vietcong used this method of making hundreds of cuts with razors to make their hostages/victims bleed to death. Ice was held on their bodies after have been cut so pores would open and the cut parts of the skin would bleed. But hey, I must be wrong if someone thinks I am.

Ice to open pores?! I have never personally tortured anyone but I have received medical training and can assure you that cold will inhibit bleeding. If you don't believe me, try cutting two of your fingers, then place one under cold water and the other under warm water and see what happens. If you want further evidence, try placing a screwdriver up your nose and then hammer it in there real good and see what happens. Go ahead, I'll wait.

i don't mean to brag, but i once killed a man by giving him a series of paper cuts. it was butcher paper.

Still on the suicide thing eh? What about a good ol' guillotine?

Put salt (a good amount) on the back of your hand and leave an ice cube on it for 2-3 mins. See what happens.

Anyway, the only proper way to kill yourself is to have your balls popped like grapes in the death-grip of a professional wrestler followed immediately by injection with a mutated version of AIDS designed to let you experience the whole routine of dying by AIDS within one hour. During that one hour you will be strapped upside down to a table and the professional wrestler will lift up a grotesquely fat pygmy warlord to the level of your ass. The pygmy warlord will crawl inside your anus, enter your chest, and chew on your heart.

In the suicide note, be sure to blame the Republican party and a lack of sex on television.

For a true suicide: mix vodka with applesauce and inject yourself in a vain so it goes to your heart. It clogs your heart and poisons your bloodstream. Those Heaven's Gate people did it about a decade ago to get to heaven via spaceship which was some asteroid, supposedly.

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Nobody warned me this thread was logic-optional.

lukket: play Grand Theft Auto 3 and get back to us :)

why? My life has no purpose and i have no friends. I just lie on the floor everyday in my filthy bug and rat infested apartment hoping something interesting will happen. Oh yeah and the suicide has to be cheap.

Man... I hate people who whine and search for sympathy in complete strangers on the internet. You're not suicidal. You're just desperate for attention. :/

Everyone has problems. Please get over yourself.

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I don't want attention. I just want help planning my suicide. Besides, why would I want attention in this shitty life. I just want death.

Oh yeah. Goodbye. Have a shitty life. Hopefully you'll like my sister's sense of humour better, because now I'm killing myself. I opted for stabbing myself to death with a blunt kitchen knife. Bye.

hey! this is trebsrock's sister. he told me this password and just stopped talking. hes dead.

Have you met Epstein's mother?

Are we talking social suicide here? If so, mission accomplished.

They saw drowning is like God giving you a big wet hug.

99.99999999999999% of people who advertise their impending doom don't die when they claim they wish to, they just want false sympathy. I'll tell you what...quick and easy...hang yourself. Screw making a noose, just make a knot with a loophole and stick your head in. Want to die? Then just do it, dont crave attention.

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Oh yeah. Goodbye. Have a shitty life. Hopefully you'll like my sister's sense of humour better, because now I'm killing myself. I opted for stabbing myself to death with a blunt kitchen knife. Bye.

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I probably will go to Hell for this:
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hey! this is trebsrock's sister. he told me this password and just stopped talking. hes dead.

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I just want death.

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What about THE TREBS?! WOULD SOMEONE THINK ABOUT THE TREBS?!!?!

On a lighter note... sorry if that guy killed himself =D

the trebs is a rock band my bro used to listen to. hes dead now and all u give me is pain. i really am fucking sorry if my bro pissed u guys off.

If I ever plan to "Jump ship early". I'll make sure to post on stripcreator.com before the fact, as it says to do so in The Bible.

Hey, shouldn't you be at your brother's funeral or something...? And you should be sorry, because he did piss us off. And continues to do so from beyond the grave.