Holy shit, this cup is still going?

Euro 2004 has taken the place in my daily routine that hanging around these forums used to have, after my nap there's always a nice game to watch. So, anyway...

Umfumdisi and Rabid_Weasle had Habnem and MikeyG to thank for their place in the second round and what better way to thank them than by knocking them out 12 votes to 5. This also means that the reinstated Spankling goes through and leaves Bazilla lying dead in the parking lot, a truly shocking (and needlessly long) match.

Now:

[u]Guess The Rules of This Match[/u]
Kaufman Vs Kramer

[list][*]Standard cup match, one winner.
[*]I make 5 comics adhering to 6 mystery rules, contestants have to make one comic following as many rules as they can, closest wins, tie break will go to a public vote.[/list]

[Click to view comic: 'frosty knickers']
[Click to view comic: 'in the vestry']
[Click to view comic: 'together forever']
[Click to view comic: 'like jobby']
[Click to view comic: 'cunty flaps']

See y'all in a month!

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Dad was flammable

While we wait out this Mexican stand-off, why not entertain yourself.

My record is 80 metres. Please do not post your records in this thread.

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Dad was flammable

No game records here, but for THE record I'd like to say that 80 metres is Kajun's personal record. I'm not sure what he's done with the game so far.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

YES! Through hard work, training and perseverance I have prevailed!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I win, I finished first!

[Click to view comic: 'job description']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

Kaufman 3 - 2 Kramer_vs_Kramer

Kaufman advances.

I'll post the next round shortly, should I post the six rules or would anyone be interested in trying to guess them if I put it into "More Comic Competitions"?

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Dad was flammable

I'd definitely like to find out what they were, but if other people want to make a game of it, perhaps Kajun could PM them to me?

Sure, I'd give it a shot.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[u]Archive Match[/u]
smamurai Vs graykane

[list][*]Standard cup match, one winner.
[*]Contestants have to make a comic using the rules from a previous contest of their opponents choice.[*]You cannot use a contest that involves Bongo, Photoshopping, Serial Comics, Tag-Teams or maybe some other things, PM me with the contest of your choice.[/list]

Euro 2004 is responsible for the delays in this contest, blame the Greeks.

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Dad was flammable

Smamurai: CC7: 'The Job Interview'.

Use whatever you'd like in terms of backgrounds, characters, etc. Just keep on the subject of getting or interviewing for a job.

You can't use the letter 'e' anywhere in your comic except the title.

graykane: CC107: Worst Sit-Com Evar.

Your mission is to show an episode or part of an episode from a fictional unfunny and ill-advised sitcom. Bad Spin-offs from real shows are allowed, but keep in mind if I don't recognize it, I'm unlikely to find humor in it.

And-
Your strip must contain one (and only one) of the following words: Basket, Brisket, Briquette, Baguette, Tantric, Taskforce, Tricky, or Bioluminescent.

GO GO GO!

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Dad was flammable

I think Graykane left a while ago.

alas, gone but not forgotten
[Click to view comic: 'CC XII: Sesame In Oblivion']

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i want to piss on you

Gimme til at least Monday fella. I just noticed this.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Amazingly, in spite of a memory-lapse-induced absence... I haven't missed anything.

Weird.

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This is not my empire.

[Click to view comic: 'Casting Pouch']

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Smam... I don't mean to be a pooper, but... "You can't use the letter 'e' anywhere in your comic except the title."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

22 E's too many. :l

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Smamurai

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Poop.

Hey for some reason I read that as I cannot use the letter 'e' in the title, 'cos I really wanted to name that strip 'The Casting Pouch'.

So just assume I used the letter 'e' ironically, *ahem*. Or switch the letter 'e' with an 'a' and assume Mr Parperclip to be an Italian. Whicha hay isa.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

GrayKane

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

GrayKane deserves it for making sure he picked a difficult enough rule for his opponent in the first place, in my humple pie opinion.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I vote for graykane. That said, it's a shame that one of these pieces of shit will result in someone going to the third round.

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AFROMANS MOVE

GK

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Graykane.

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This is not my empire.