I vote for evil_d.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Nice pick-up on the pace, folks. We're halfway through Round 3. Since we're on the new page, here once again is what's left in the round:[/b]

[list][*]attitudechicka up to date
[*]BigEvilDan: Spankling (forumusers) vs. Owl (submitted)
[*]boinky33: up to date
[*]crabby: Zoe (wigu) vs. Penguin (kofightclub)
[*]Drexle: Witch (holiday) vs. Redrobot (dieselsweeties)
[*]evild: up to date
[*]fuzzyman: Alien 1/2 (kaddar) vs. Neovid (forumusers)
[*]habnem: up to date
[*]ivytheplant: Descolada (forumusers) vs. Jesus (threereasons)
[*]jes_lawson: up to date
[*]KajunFirefly: Gabebillings (forumusers) vs. Redfish (dexx)
[*]kramer_vs_kramer: Dexx (forumusers) vs. Boozer (wigu)
[*]MikeyG: up to date
[*]mmyers: up to date
[*]TheGovernor: Drexle (forumusers) vs. Feetforears (threereasons)
[*]umfumdisi: up to date[/list]

Complete brackets up to this point are here

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Hooters by BigEvilDan 5-10-04

You're going down, owl-boy. Are you sure it's wise to kill a member of an endangered species? You mean "am I sure it's wise to kill a member of a species so inept that, despite talking and wearing suits, is nearly extinct?" Question withdrawn.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

kaufman, didn't anyone ever teach you about wood sprites? (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I'm secksie.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

this "bump" thing i keep hearing so much about: what is it?

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I don't know. I just know that I haven't forgotten about this. What I am is still trying to figure out is presicely how this match should play out.

This is the longest thing I have ever seen. Even longer than the one hair D/X used to grow really, really, long and wrap around his entire head.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"Bump" is the new black.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Real late and real shitty.

Zoe vs. Penguin by crabby 6-30-04

What are you thinking about? I remember I once made love to an immigrant worker during the depression. John Steinbeck wrote a book about it. Thats amazing! Steinbeck wrote a book about my mother having an affair with an immigrant worker during the depression! Do you think maybe I'm your mother? No, I just think Steinbeck wasn't very creative.

Zoe vs. Penguin2 by crabby 6-30-04

Do you plan to thrash me with that whip? I do! In fact while you were uttering those words I hit you 47 times. Did you ever think that maybe I am also carrying a whip? I just hit you another 53 times. Holy shit! Internal bleeding. Thats another 73.

SCBR: Descolada vs Jesus 1 by ivytheplant 7-01-04

Annnnnd in this corner! Weighing in at 2 kegs and a hat, Descolada, the beer-drinking dynamo! In this corner! Weighing in at five Hail Marys and three Our Fathers, Jesus "Son of God" of Nazareth! Let the gammmmes beginnnnn! Wanna beer? Sure.

SCBR: Descolada vs Jesus 2 by ivytheplant 7-01-04

So, they say you're the Son of God, eh? That's the scuttle. What are you? Oh I drink beer, watch the game, do some barbequein'. Nothin' really that special. Dayam. I sure as hell got the short end of the stick. Feel like goin' for some beer and ribs? You win. Let's go.

NeoVid vs. Alien 1/2 - 1 by fuzzyman 7-03-04

Fistor, I've really enjoyed my abduction, but next time go easy on the anal probe. Pitiful human! That wasn't an anal probe. No, what was it? That was my hand! WHAT?!!? Hey, they don't call me Fistor for nothing.

NeoVid vs. Alien 1/2 - 2 by fuzzyman 7-03-04

Is that what you aliens do? Abduct humans so you can violate them sexually? Our purpose is noble. It's for the preservation of our race! How so? Our hands are also our sexual organs. In fact, during our encounter I impregnated you. WHAT?!!? Hey, they don't call me Fistor the Inseminator for nothing.

NeoVid vs. Alien 1/2 - 3 by fuzzyman 7-03-04

So when will I be giving birth to this alien love child? Our gestation period is remarkably fast. In fact, you should be giving birth right about... YEEAAAARGHHHH!!!!! ...NOW. Did I mention that the birthing process is fatal to humans? DADDY!! Hey, they don't call me Fistor the Populator for nothing.

Alien 1/2 wins.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

SCBR: A public announcement by the Asian Girls by TheGovernor 7-06-04

I bet you're wondering what happened in the Drexle versus FeatforEars battle royal? You probably assume 'fuck' made an appearance and "unconsenshal sex" played a part, sadly the truth is something of a let down. B Five You sunk my battleship. But that’s how it happened. I’m sorry if it didn’t meet up to your expectations, but cheer up we decided to end this comic with a topical surprise to make up for it Yes, Sucky Sucky is now Six Dollah. We blame volatility in oil markets and war in Iraq for increase.

Damn, I thought I had this competition locked.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I'm afraid I'm super-busy at the moment, and am unable to find time to make any comics. If someone wants to take over from me, that would be just swell.

If I have to lose to anyone, then it is only right for it to be feetforears.

Shit, I started my series then forgot about it, I think I assumed I had finished it.

Sorry, shall rectify this ASAP.

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Dad was flammable

Pinch-hitting for kramer will be biped_vs_biped.

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Dickity Doo 1 by biped 7-19-04

Drinking on the job again, eh? YOU'RE FIRED. Clear out your desk and get lost. That's IT! No more finely-aged dick cheese for you! I -- huh? That was YOU? Well, it didn't just appear on your desk every other Friday by MAGIC, asshole! It came from MY dick, and I packaged it all fancy like that MYSELF! Uh, well...perhaps I was a little hasty. *slurp* TOO LATE, Mr. Insensitive! It's back to KRAFT SINGLES for you!

Dickity Doo 2 by biped 7-19-04

And you say it's the finest-quality dick cheese available? And if I help you surreptitiously harvest it, I get half? QUIET! You'll wake him up! I think this is his bedroo -- YAAAA!!! Ah-HA! I had a feeling you'd pull something like this! I've been lying in wait for you! So, who's the goober in the trenchcoat? My neighbor, Ted. He inadvertently tasted one of your special cheese logs, and now he's got a smegma-encrusted monkey on his back.

Dickity Doo 3 by biped 7-19-04

Enough talk! Let's kill him and take the cheese! NO! We'd be killing the dick that laid the golden cheese! Well, well! Looks like I've got me a couple of DICK-CHEESE SLAVES! You BASTARD! You know we'd do anything for that sweet food of the gods that only YOUR DICK can provide! Later... WOW! This videotape of them FUCKING THEIR MOMS is GREAT! And I just harvested next week's cheese log while I was jerking off!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Don't tell me I've killed another one.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That post might just bump this thread back into life again.

Kaufman, would it be worth making this thread sticky?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I think so, Mr. Lawson.

kaufmania, who is up to date and who is lagging?

(this thread is older than Methuselah)

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

KAJUN and DREXLE. See if you can mail-bomb them back to life.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Sorry, my entry will be coming very shortly, almost a month in the making.

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Dad was flammable

Yep, any moment now.

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Dad was flammable