I think you're right, LadyJ, but I am also fairly sure that User Friendly stole it from one of those emails that does the rounds featuring amusing tech support calls. Don't quote me, though.

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This is not my empire.

That's why I said, "or some such". I'm not against joke-recycling, but in a voting situation, I'll go with something original and funny over something recycled and funny.

The interesting thing is that if you want to be picky, Chicka's is recycled, too, since she says she took it from a real life conversation. Still, borrowing from life has more merit than borrowing from other comics, IMHO.

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chicka-chicka-boom chicka-boom-boom-boom

Do you really work in a haunted house? What was the best fright reaction (peeing, fainting, running through exhibits smashing down walls)?

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Drexle

I'm giving Drexle the benefit of the doubt. Especially since I've seen comics some of you have done that look like mine, and comics I've done that look like some of yours. Both coincidentally, I'm sure. Unless otherwise noted.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

while i'm down with ridiculing protestants, whatever the reason, i thought chicka's was funnier. kudos to both, though.

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I don't remember where I heard it. All I remember was someone telling me about a prodestant woman who wouldn't click an icon a few years ago, and tried to make a strip around the premise.

I'm going with Drexle on this one by a whisker.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Damn these quiet Mondays...

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Yeah, I know... By the way, I'm going to be making a trip Teusday afternoon in about 26 hours, and I probably won't be able to check back until late Wednesday or Thursday. Just in case I end up having to vote and being unavailiable or something like that.

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Do you really work in a haunted house? What was the best fright reaction (peeing, fainting, running through exhibits smashing down walls)?

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Yes, I've worked in 5 haunted houses, this one included. This year, I'm working at Fright Fest at Six Flags St. Louis. Our best reaction so far was when this guy that was about 6'6" and 230 lbs peed after seeing my exorcist routine. The best I've seen so far, however, was on a haunted hayride where we had jumped on the back of the wagon and one of the people climbed up to the front and jumped on the back of the guy driving the tractor (this was in the country, it was all farm equipment). So I guess I'm pretty scary. :D

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Wow, there must be a lot of psychology involved in that. I mean, people in cheap halloween costumes aren't that scary, so it must take a lot of effort and expertise to get people freaked out enough to be affected. I'd love to give that a go. *evil grin*

Oh, chicka, one really disturbing thing I tried once that works extremely well if people are already nervous, and takes literally seconds to prepare. Find a dark doorway, not pitch black, but dim and out of direct light, and stick a one or two pieces of black cotton thread to the top of the door frame, just long enoug to reach down to around chest height on an average person. They are very hard to see, and the feeling of a light touch on your face as you walk past is really creepy, kinda like spider webs.

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They certainly aren't cheap! I wear an authentic 1900's dress and I got chocolate cake all over the inside yesterday, then was told how much it costs to replace. Sheesh. All that just because we had a 5 minute lunch break.

I would if I could. Number one, no doorways I can use. Number two, it has to be passed by security because we are under heightened security due to the 9-11 thing. Grr.

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*boggle*

Four feet of cotton thread and a piece of sticky tape needs to be okayed by security???

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All over the inside? Sounds like fun!

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Probably the worst thing to say at this moment, but bite me :P

Oh and thanks for making a guest appearance in my strip, you look like someone who would be in the house with me :D

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Probably the worst thing to say at this moment, but bite me :P

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As you wish.

I live to serve.

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chicka

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I don't think it makes much difference now, but I vote for attitudechicka.

CHICKA!

Hey, let's start fucking with DexX. Who's with me? wirthling? I know Big Evil Dan's got my back. menbah?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

do explain how and im always gonna be in!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Won't that give us kangarooitis or something, ObiJo? That's what Gabe said when Drexle and attitudechicka were talking about andydougan's sexual proclivities.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Won't that give us kangarooitis or something, ObiJo? That's what Gabe said when Drexle and attitudechicka were talking about andydougan's sexual proclivities.

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Look, wirthling, it doesn't take Dr. Pedantic to tell you that kangaroitis is spelled to avoid having three consecutive vowels, something neoairedale would best remembah.

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