I see a new career opportunity on the horizon for one Sammy A Jackson:

"WE GOT SHITS ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!"

http://www.king5.com/topstories/stories/NW_061907WAB_continental_sewage_flight_TP.1cc511cf.html

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shadow sculptures

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what if nigger meant kite

matclarke

" "I've never felt so offended in all my life. I felt like i had been physically abused and neglected. I was forced to sit next to human excrement for seven hours," said Brock."

Yeah, I bet all those children who are beaten by shit parents really feel your pain, asshole.

Of course, you all know what this means. Now when we board a flight, they're going to check to make sure our colons have the contents clearly labelled in 3 oz containers.

School officials declare touching to be bad, m'kay.

Hey, attitudechicka! Can you marry people now?

http://www.parentdish.com/2007/06/18/get-married-for-99-cents/

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

http://www.pakin.org/complaint

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I has a flavor!

Hot Chicks With Douchebags

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Wow, toy dog shit.

http://www.amazon.com/Barbie-Forever-Doll-Tanner-Dog/dp/B000ELIXA4

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Be a journalist!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

How Much Is Your Dead Body Worth?

Mine is $4215.

However, an athletic, multiple-pack smoker, age 21-25, who drinks alcohol once a day, tans regularly, and is an extremely tall blind albino vegetarian with long, long hair, elephantitis (of the nuts), apendicitis, diabetes, a hernia and a prosthesis who takes pain relievers several times a week (no wonder), works in a lead mine, takes lithium, has had heart surgery, and drinks non-sugary drinks is worth ... $7745!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

umfumdisi

man, I'm only $3315

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

$4225.

I'm putting it on ebay right now.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Mines is worth $4390!

Get it up yees!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

I'm worth $5075. I am awesome.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

$3730.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

The_young_scot

I'm worth the same as a young Scot. I'm glad to see I haven't depreciated.

I'm worth $4540. Here's to not drinking, smoking, or getting sick.

Boorite came in at $4140, but there really wasn't an option for ex-smoker so I'm not sure how accurate that is.

HCRoyall

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I'm worth $4940!!!... and a hand job

-- red

$3405, and I think they were being generous.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19587389/

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matclarke

I can't imagine eating 42 grams of fat a day. Isn't that lethal or something? (says the tofuaholic)

Teddy Babes

I just updated the url...aparently i got so excited looking at semi-furry babes, i pasted it wrong.

[edited by choadwarrior on 07-15-07 at 11:07:08pm]

ivytheplant

I can't imagine eating 42 grams of fat a day. Isn't that lethal or something? (says the tofuaholic)

On my way to dropping 60 lbs this past year, I was frequently eating twice that amount of fat every day... and that's on an average 1800 calorie/day diet. I'd been following a weight loss website that actually recommended I not go below 50 grams a day. I'm sure I could have gone lower though, if I ramped up the protein. I don't keep track of my fat anymore, but I eat more like 2600 calories/day now and I can only imagine the fat grams in that... and it's a struggle not to keep losing.

This Alli pill has to be one of the dumbest things I've ever heard of.

Found: the giant lion-eating chimps of the magic forest

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.