hehe.. and the crappiest post too.

No issues here.. just a buddhist seeking enlightenment!!!! by Nukinin 12-04-01

Nukinin, evil marketing genius. A few years ago, a big craze hit the market. All centered around four letters. WWJD What would Jesus do? In the interest of political correctness, not to mention a share of the profits I introduce you to the newest craze. WWBD Did you see the newest coolest thing? I've gotta What Would Buddha Do bracelet. Me too, arent they cool? Now when those damn Jovy witnesses come knocking, I can flash my bracelet and laugh. AHAHHAHA Then slam the door on them like I always do. Heyyy Jesus, seen my cool new WWBD key chain? I got you a bracelet just in case you wanted one. WWBD?!?!? Thats awesome. Think you can push my diaper over a bit and hang it there? Now I can flash it when those damn Jovy witnesses come knocking.

MONSTER SEX by crabby 12-06-01

I'm sending you to the earth to battle earths greatest champion! Make your father proud! He shall be destroyed by my hell fire Master! So your the chump rocket they sent here to battle me huh? Well your in big trouble cause Captain Uterus is gonna pound you! I am a child of pure darkness. I am fed hell fire before I wander off into a dream-like state of readyness. I have nothing to fear from you fool! I fucked your mother! You fiend!

MONSTER SEX 2 by crabby 12-06-01

Mother you vile temptress have you brought dishonor to the royal court by sleeping with a mortal! Come now love that boy was just trying to rattle you with a childish taunt. Don't let him do it govenor show him how strong you are. Taunt him back! Fool! You have brought dishonor to my mother and the royal court by speaking in flase tongue of your actions with her. I fucked your uncle! Bah! You fiend! It was good!

MONSTER SEX 3 by crabby 12-06-01

Uncle is it true you were violated by a mortal? Honey child the man had the mouth of a Greek God! I couldn't resist. Father my uncle your brother has brought shame to the royal court! He allowed himself to be violated by a mortal! Captain Uterus again I thought I sent you to destroy him? Now return to earth and finish the job! Mortal prepare to be defeated by the Dark Prince of Hell! Why don't you come back to my place and we can talk through this over some wine.

MONSTER SEX 4 by crabby 12-06-01

You have fondled my hell balls and licked my evil scrotum! I have brought disgrace to the high council I can never return to my post in Hell now! Look baby there's always gonna be a place for the Dark Princess of Hell here. Why don't I add your name to my booty call rolodex. I thought perhaps we had something special! I thought maybe we could build on this experience. Fuck you. Why do you wanna hurt me? Your an ugly woman and no one likes you.

MONSTER SEX 5 by crabby 12-06-01

Perhaps if I get a make over my true love Captain Uterus will respect me more. Can you make me beautiful? Sonny I could put a pussy on a bison and make the president lust after him like a high schooler in heat. So I take it thats a yes? Yes.

[Click to view comic: 'MONSTER SEX 6']
[Click to view comic: 'MONSTER SEX 7']

Crabby, that's awful. It shouldn't be funny ...

... But it is! Nice job.

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I admit a certain amusement at the phrase, "You have fondled my hell balls and licked my evil scrotum."

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What others say about boorite!

Once again, Crabby is a genius. Even if he is funny-looking.

Once again, Crabby is a genius. Even if he is funny-looking.

I dunno... it would have been funnier if when the demon asked "does that mean you can do it?" the guy answered "Are you kidding, look at you? There's no chance in hell!"

CHRISTMAS ACTIVITY! by crabby 12-08-01

There's no such thing as Santa. Now why would you say a mean and hurtful thing like that? Lisa Kudrow! What are you doing here? I'm here to prove to you that Satan isn't fake he's very real and he watches you at all times! Actually I said there was no Santa not Satan. Oh my mistake.

Why Didn't I Say? by wenisinfurs 12-07-01

One Day... Why so happy Matt? Was out waxing my boat and a busty blonde wanted a cruise. So I took her out far, turned off the key and said SCREW OR SWIM... She couldn't swim so.. hee hee hee! The Next Day... Why so happy today Matt? Waxing my boat again, Crabby and this time a busty redhead wanted a ride. So I took her out far, turned off the key and said SCREW OR SWIM. She couldn't swim either! Hee hee hee! The Day After That! Why so sad Matt? Out waxing boat again, busty brunette comes up, want a ride.... take her out, turn off key, say SCREW OR SWIM? She whips out a big dick.... and I CAN'T SWIM!

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

In this thread because you're already so sick of them ...

scisyhp yobwoc by kaufman 12-19-01

Well, them rotor turbines sure do generate palindromes. Ha, ha! o/` Home, home on the range! Egnar, eht no emoh e. moh.

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BEEBOR THE GREAT by crabby 12-25-01

Now get in the bed bitch before I sting the shit out of you! RAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!!!! Bitch theres a new terror in town and his name is BEEBOR so shut the fuck up before I sting your nuts! Oh no! Please, not my nuts sir. Thats right bitch now get in bed! Yes sir.

Yay!!! by Drexle 12-25-01

Pull!!! *Whoooosh!!!* *SPLAT!*

Untitled by Drexle 12-25-01

RAAAAAARRRR!!!! MUST AVERT TOBOR'S EYES!!! LITTLE HEARTY BOXERSHORTS ARE LIKE KRYPTONITE!!!

Untitled by Drexle 12-25-01

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! Yo, I gots da hos right here, old man. I don't think you understand, young man... I understands ya perfectly. I gots da finest snatch comin' right up. Here they are...

RED RIVER HOES by crabby 12-25-01

Yo player theres a new mack in these parts. Pimps up hoes down only enough room for one of us playboy. I heard about you TwizzleStick this is my hood yo! These bitches only answer to the name HuneyBunny! Hold up a second player your tellin me yo pimping name is HoneyBunny! Hell yeah and all these bitches know that there only be one Phat Daddy in this hood and it's HuneyBunny! Yo TwizzleStick don't want know beef partna. I want you to star in my new movie Disco GodFather 5 Freddy's BADDDDDASSSSSS SONG! Can you feel me player?

Free Kick by kaufman 12-26-01

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That
Was
Godlike!

Kaufman Rocks

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ZAP by crabby 12-29-01

I'm writing you up for a ticket for ZAPPING in a no ZAPPING zone. Keep talking I'll haul your ass in for resisting arrest. That's it I'm calling for back up you fucked with the wrong officer.

ZAP 2 (LE ZAP DEUX) by crabby 12-29-01

First this fucker ZAPS in a no ZAPPING zone then he starts giving me lip. You go question him I need some time to calm down. You relax there buddy. Don't wanna pull a muscle. I'll go question this prick. So it seems you've been ZAPPING in a no ZAPPING zone. Care to explain why. Whoa whoa whoa whoa pal! Theres no need to raise your voice. Thats it I'm gonna have to mace ya.

ZAP 3 (LE ZAP TROIS) by crabby 12-29-01

I maced the little prick. Lets haul his ass down to the station for more questioning. I don't think I'd be able to control myself around that prick, you go get him. Alright pal come on, were taking you down to the station. We are gonna put you away for a long time. Your lip isn't helping anything for you either so why don't you just shut your mouth.

ZAP 4 (LE ZAP FRENCH FOUR) by crabby 12-29-01

The chief wants to see that scum bag. That pricks in for some big trouble now. I hope they lock that asshole up and throw away the key. Why don't you start by telling me why you were ZAPPING in a no ZAPPING zone. Why don't you leave my mother outta this you little prick. I'm gonna see to it that your locked up for a long time.

ZAP 5 (LE ZAP CINQ) by crabby 12-29-01

How do you plead? I hereby sentence you to four non consecutive life sentences for ZAPPING in a no ZAPPING zone. Get this miserable little prick out of my face.

[Click to view comic: 'ZAP 6 (LE ZAP SIX)']
[Click to view comic: 'ZAP 7 (LE ZAP SEPT)']
[Click to view comic: 'ZAP 8 (LE ZAP HUIT)']
[Click to view comic: 'ZAP 9 (LE ZAP NEUF)']
[Click to view comic: 'ZAP 10 (LE ZAP DIX)']
[Click to view comic: 'ZAP 11 (LE ZAP ONZE)']
[Click to view comic: 'ZAP 12 (LE ZAP DOUZE)']

I dont know how you do Crabby , but you always manage to come up with strips that are truly worthy of the title "Crappy".

What? Whats That? You givin me attitude? You giving me attitude in a No Attitude zone? Thats it busta. Im revoking our tag team partnership.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Proof that i can rip off other peoples ideas better than anyone else.

*sob*

I can be original. I promise!

Kajun Keegans Perm Vs Dougan. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 12-29-01

Lets play the biscuit game again. Im hungry. No , wait. I have a better idea. What the Fuck? KER-TRANS-FORM KKP is not mentioned. Clearly he never does anything memorable enough , just rips off other peoples ideas. Decepticons! No , Doctor Who. And im here to advise you against playing the biscuit game.

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Crabby, that truly is a crappy series, I love it.

and I'm glad the PennyArcade Gabe is catching on as my character.

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How you doing? by NetGeek11 12-29-01

How you doing today? What? I can't hear you. How you doing today? What? I can't hear you. Wigudonkey wishes FeetForEars had ears that weren't feet. How you doing today? What? I can't hear you.

Welcome to the crappy comics thread, NetGeek11!

Toy Story 3 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-01-02

Lifes been Kinda shit since he hit Puberty , hasnt it Woody. *sob*

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India And Pakistan - Why Cant We All Just Get Along by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-01-02

Political Negotiation You cant Control your militants. You cant control your seperatists. Social Commentary Youve got Troops in Kashmir. It Belongs to Us. Youve got troops in Kashmir , its belongs to us Military Bluff and Double Bluff. PH33R US. WE HAVE NUKES PH33R US. WE HAVE NUKES!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Hello i am the happycakeman! all my comics are crappy, here is one of the crappiest
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Happycakeman&ID=49652
click the link
here is another slightly amusing one
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Happycakeman&ID=49674

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Now shut up before i smear my happy cake in your face!

Chocolate Sour Super Sleep by crabby 1-02-02

If you ever become a rock star promise me I can be one of your groupies. I met a girl online today. What are you talking about? You said you left that whole cyber sex scene. I thought I could but found it way to tempting. I knew you'd get sucked in again WHORE! I promise it'll never happen again.

Chocolate Sour Super Sleep 2 by crabby 1-02-02

Who was that WHORE you were talking to at the market today? It's was just an old friend from that all female softball league I was in. You need to calm down. Jealousy isn't sexy you know. Oh really, is that so? Then maybe you'll find me beating the shit out of you to be sexier! Please I didn't mean it like that. You said you'd never beat me again. Why do you make it so hard to love you? I do it cause I know you love a challenge baby.

Chocolate Sour Super Sleep 3 by crabby 1-02-02

Why don't we go to the mueseum today? Sorry I got a date. You fucking WHOREit's one of those sluts you met online isn't it? I met her at work and it's nothing sexual. You know what because I love you Im gonna trust you this one time. Your the only girl I need. Why would I cheat on you when your my whole world?

Chocolate Sour Super Sleep 4 by crabby 1-02-02

So how was your date WHORE? It was nice we went to a little Italian place and talked. You fucked her didn't you? Why would you say something like that? I can smell it on your breath WHORE! Please don't hit me in the face.

Chocolate Sour Super Sleep 5 by crabby 1-02-02

I'm so glad I left that bitch. I should have left her years ago. Yup. Now I can do whatever I want with whoever I want and no one can tell me what to do. I'm so lonely.