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Hurt HCRoyall
Heal areallystupidguy

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I keep healing dead guys. I'm creating an army of zombie slaves!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

hurt HcRoyall
heal Mandingo

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Every time you Heal mandingo, an angel dies a horribe fiery death.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

so if you're anti-angel, i'm your man!

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what if nigger meant kite

A Heal for me is a vote for Pastafarianism. Heal me, and you Heal the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If you want a Heaven with a beer volcno and stripper factory, Heal Me.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Hurt HC
Heal cpausti

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It's grime time.

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Hurt HC
Heal cpausti

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Hurt birds in space.
Heal Vin Diesel's career.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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Hurt birds in space.
Heal Vin Diesel's career.

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Hurt cpausti
Heal Mandingo

By my count, that brings us to:
Cpausti - 3
Mandingo - 6

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Hurt mandingo, heal cpausti.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Likewise.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Sorry I didn't update last night. The moon kidnapped me and there were a ton of people there that the moon had previously kidnapped, and I had the choice of staying there with the moon for all eternity in exchange for letting one of the moon's other captives go free, or saving my own skin. It took me a day to decide, and I apparently decided to remain on Earth. It was only after I made my decision that I realized that everyone living there must have taken the other option, and were truly good people. Have I done the right thing? Should I have saved myself over someone who obviously deserves it more?

Have I seen heaven?

cpausti - 5
mandingo - 2

DEAD:
3. HCRoyall
4. areallystupidguy
5. BigFrank105
6. DexX
7. biped
8. niteowl
9. kaufman
10. The_young_scot
11. Matchbook_Romance
12. Rabid_Weasle
13. Spankling
14. ArtemisStrong
15. Zaster
16. HotRodDeathToll
17. dcomposed
18. sunnyrain
19. Okay
20. bltsandwich17

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It's grime time.

I can't pass up this opportunity to cast the deciding vote, so --

sorry, mandigno --

hurt mandigno

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I fought bravely for you, Mando. Oh well! Maybe next time... if there is a next time.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Yes.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

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I fought bravely for you, Mando. Oh well! Maybe next time... if there is a next time.

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Woot!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Should I get this puppy goin' again?

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

And that's it! That's it! It's all over! It's not over till it's over, as I always say, and this thing is over. And now, it's time to present the awards.

The Gene Simmons Award for Biggest Asshole goes to DragonXero for betraying everybody on the block except himself. Actually, he did betray himself! After all, when you betray others, aren't you really just betraying yourself?

The Bruce McCullough Award for Excellence In The Field Of Mathematics goes to HotRodDeathToll for never hesitating to study his multiplication tables before the big tests!

The Slits Memorial Award for Best Soundtrack goes to kaufman for his memorable opening theme and climactic battle piece.

The Lance Armstrong Award for Lovable Loser goes to sunnyrain for being so darned lovable.

The Gene Shalit Award for Sexiest Male Lead goes to DexX for his rippling muscles and looking GREAT in a speedo.

and finally...

The Chicago Cubs Award for Least Lovable Loser goes to cpausti, for winning.

cpausti recieves all rights to the SC Hurt And Heal as a result of his win, and can either keep it going or let it die, whatever he chooses. Congrats, you! And to everyone else, have some Participant ribbons!

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It's grime time.

what alliance?

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what if nigger meant kite