I'd say that Pong was the REAL winner here.

Right on, Pong. Right on.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'Jon vs Descolada 001 - Alpha and Omega']

Descolada wins.

FOUR MATCHES TO GO!

In one semifinal, Satan awaits the winner of Gabebillings vs. Kaufman, for which crabby is responsible.

The other semifinal is set. KajunFirefly gets to tell us the story of Littlegirl vs. Descolada.

Get to work, guys!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Hey! crabby's gotten to do a comic for this for the last three rounds!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

*Bump*

nudge nudge wink wink say no more.

[Click to view comic: 'Gabe vs. Kaufman']

And with that sub-par comic I say goodbye.

And say hello to boinky33, who will give us the blow-by-blow of the semifinal match between Gabebillings and Satan.

The other semifinal is still pending. KajunFirefly will tell us the story of Littlegirl vs. Descolada.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

But, what if they don't do these things that you claim they're going to do? What then?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

And say hello to boinky33, who will give us the blow-by-blow of the semifinal match between Gabebillings and Satan.

The other semifinal is still pending. KajunFirefly will tell us the story of Littlegirl vs. Descolada.

Hello?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hi.

KK asked me to substitute for KF. Here goes:

[Click to view comic: 'Littlegirl vs. Descolada']

Okay, boinky. The world awaits you!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

ok

[Click to view comic: 'Gabe Vs Satan']

Well, if I read that right, Gabe vanquished Satan by successfully digesting the pie without damage, and causing the Big S to spontaneously combust. Therefore, the final will be a true David and Goliath match, the Little Girl against the Colossal Geek. And holding the honor of depicting this artistic armageddon is none other than evil_d.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Assignment noted.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

"How do you keep idiots in suspense?"

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I haven't gotten to do any for a couple of rounds (or was that years?), so if someone needs to do this, it could be me. Just sayin'.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

evil_d has given me a "real soon now," and I have a special little job coming up for you, habnem ;-)

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

How you say...

bump?

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I'd like a special job. Size is no object.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

My apologies for making you all wait for so long. All I can say in my defense was that life got in the way, and I thought the final round deserved not to be hastily thrown together.

[Click to view comic: 'SCBR, Final: Gabe vs. Little Girl (1/11)']
[Click to view comic: 'SCBR, Final: Gabe vs. Little Girl (2/11)']
[Click to view comic: 'SCBR, Final: Gabe vs. Little Girl (3/11)']
[Click to view comic: 'SCBR, Final: Gabe vs. Little Girl (4/11)']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'SCBR, Final: Gabe vs. Little Girl (5/11)']
[Click to view comic: 'SCBR, Final: Gabe vs. Little Girl (6/11)']
[Click to view comic: 'SCBR, Final: Gabe vs. Little Girl (7/11)']
[Click to view comic: 'SCBR, Final: Gabe vs. Little Girl (8/11)']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'SCBR, Final: Gabe vs. Little Girl (9/11)']
[Click to view comic: 'SCBR, Final: Gabe vs. Little Girl (10/11)']
[Click to view comic: 'SCBR, Final: Gabe vs. Little Girl (11/11)']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!