evil! you told me Gabe was going to win, and i wagered my life savings on him. i'll get you, and your little _d, too!

great job, BTW--spectacular ending to an excellent tournament.

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Yup, great job, and thanks to everyone who participated, all 250 or so of you. Now to wrap things up, here's habnem to give us Littlegirl's victory speech ...

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It's three months late, and I seem to have forgotten to include a joke, but here you are anyway.

SCBR: Littlegirl's victory speech, pt. 1 by habnem 5-21-05

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your support, which has helped me reach this lofty pinnacle of athletic achievement. I'd like to dedicate this victory to the little girls of the world, who never gave up hope that one of their number would emerge victorious. Yes, I would like to - but in good conscience, I cannot.

SCBR: Littlegirl's victory speech 2 by habnem 5-21-05

You see, ladies and gentlemen, I'm not a little girl at all. It is time to reveal my true identity, Major League slugger Barry Bonds. I wanted to be in the tournament, but the rules forbade professional athletes - so I had my doctors inject me with a medicine that would give me the physical form of a little girl. Didn't you wonder how I managed not to age at all since August 2003?

SCBR: Littlegirl's victory speech 3 by habnem 5-21-05

Many will call for my disqualification, but considering that I've been flaunting my steroid use and am still a shoo-in for the Baseball Hall of Fame, I don't see it happenin'. As for Gabe, I only hope he can find comfort in the arms of his donkey bride (and his stash of 4-year-old jokes). Thanks again, and peace out, America. Also, wangs.

That's a wrap, right?

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