NNW is out of his/her mind. I like him/her.

him. and thank you. your approval means NOTHIN--err.. lots.. to me.

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the black-and-white kid

Crabby old boy, you truly are a Prince of.....uh..... nonsense?

something like that.

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Dad was flammable

Well crabby, the first post of this thread more or less asks for the worst comics from people's collections, and even you say that "eventually, all my worst comics will be here."

I don't make comics for this thread, but I do know when one of my comics beolongs here when I look at it about ten minutes after I hit the "save" button.

I should make an addendum about my last contribution on this thread... there's a certain piece of music that you should probably be thinking about when you see "Cancer Line," and if I knew what it were called, I'd post the name here. I'm almost certain that everyone's heard it before, and if looking at "Cancer Line" made you think of the music I had in my head when I wrote it, then I think the comic suceeded.

I actually do make comics just for this thread. I think about half the comics I make are specifically for this thread. I don't really go out of my way trying to make an awful comic but I suppose many people look here to dump of their crap. Often times it's really good crap.

I just hope that everyone keeps the crap coming.

Imagines animated poo pleasuring itself...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Imagines animated poo pleasuring itself...

Gotta love the latent coprophilia on this forum.

Thanks, DexX. I had to look up that word, found some articles, and became seriously queasy. Ugh.

That is some seriously sick stuff. Gods... people do that and like it. Different strokes, I guess... but damn, them's some really different strokes.

I was thinking more along the lines of Mr. Hanky when I imagined an animated poo.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

DexX?

I'm hurt. *sniffle*

[Click to view comic: 'Why mimes must be eradicated']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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I really don't think people are getting the idea of this thread. There is a huge difference between a crappy comic and a god awful comic. That last one was just awful and gives this thread a bad name.

Now maybe not all my comics were funny but if you approach them with an open mind it is my hopes that they might make you smile. Perhaps later in the day you'll be sitting somewhere and you'll think "what the fuck was he thinkng?" Then you'll just shake your head and chuckle. That's all I ever wanted when I created this thread. This was just a place where I could make some crappy comics to blow off a little steam and maybe make one of you smile.

But every so often I see someone's come and added something crappy of their own. Often times it's someone like Drexle or occasionally kaufman who have created something crappy for all of us to enjoy. However, other times it's just people who think "oh my god, this comic is awful. No one will find this enjoyable better post it." That's really not what this thread is for. Sorry if I'm coming off like some sort of an asshole here but everytime I see a comic like the last one posted I just roll my eyes in disgust. But hey I never made any ground rules for this thing right? All I'm saying is please don't just post the worst possible comic you can make. But if you make something and think to yourself "I can't believe I made this it's so weird but it makes me chuckle." Then go ahead. I just fear that this post will cause everyone to go out and make a god awful comic just to post it and make me cry. I hope that's not the case. I've been thinking about this for awhile and just needed to get this off my chest.

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Is it telling you to shut your dirty little mouth?

[Click to view comic: 'Domestic Violence: 1']
[Click to view comic: 'Domestic Violence: 2']
[Click to view comic: 'Domestic Violence: 3']

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Dad was flammable

I know that's just your way of romancing the ladies. ;}

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

Crappiest Comic Ever! [/comicbookguy]

[Click to view comic: 'shattered']

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

What's sad is that someone, somewhere, would try to pass that off as fine art at a gallery.

[Click to view comic: 'Slighty Obscure - Schools of the Future']
Do you ever have one of those days where you set up a funny looking situation, that after a few minutes of trying to insert dialogue, you have this grand epiphany that really turns out to be a particularly nasty bowel movement? Damn my conscious thought for ever deluding me that this was funny...

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"Hit me" "18" "Hit me" "19" "Hit me" "20" "Hit me" "21" "Hit me"

[Click to view comic: 'People are the same all over']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

In a similar vein...

[Click to view comic: 'Some things are universal...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'Fried Penis']

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[ Posted comic does not exist ]
seemed like a good idea at the time

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Batman created by Bob Kane

This might only make sense to Dougan, Perm and Kramer, and even then, it probably wont make them laugh.

Just for the rest of you: H.E.B.S. (Health Education Board Scotland), used to run an advert about taking Heroin, where this little guy was offered it and it showed how his life turned out if he took it and if he left it, at the end the "good" guy ended up giving a couple of quid to the now poor and homeless version of himself.

[Click to view comic: 'H.E.B.S. - Think About It']
[Click to view comic: 'H.E.B.S. - The "Wrong" Choice']
[Click to view comic: 'H.E.B.S. - The "RIGHT" Choice']

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Dad was flammable

Kajun Firefly in shocking Irony Comic Shocker.

(Twas amusing)

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Kajun Firefly in shocking Irony Comic Shocker.

(Twas amusing)

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Crappity crap crap crap!
[Click to view comic: 'End of Day Blues']

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!