Really? You think it was cool?
That's cool. Thanks.

knkx talked. It's true. He also got me an email at his website (plasticpuke.net).
see, in the sig down there \/.

knkx is cool.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[b]ABORTED SERIES BELOW!!!!
BEWARE!!!!!!!![/b]

The un-dumb series 1 by Bazilla 4-25-02

Dude, what you thinking about? Well, it was to this day, 4 years and 4 months ago my wife died. and.....? and I'm a little upset that I'm still single after all those years. Sorry, you wouldn't understand, you've been single all your life, what with the ninth eye and all.

Un-Dumb 2 by crabby 4-25-02

That fucks always gotta talk shit about my eye! His wife aint dead, I ate her and now she lives in my stomach. Why you looking all crazy now. Is it because I made fun of your eye? You have to admit you have alot of them and they really make you look like a cocksucker! I'm gonna puke his wife up right on top of him. Yeah so anyways I miss my wife. Here take her back she's been giving me gas for four years and four months now! Dear God, you've regurgitated my wife up all over me!

Un-dumb 3 by Bazilla 4-25-02

Jon! After all this time, you still look the same! Yeah, uh, you look different..? Yeah well, you know how it is, once you've been regurgitated and all. So.... what was it like in there? It was alright, until it became pregnant and then I had to kill the baby so I may live. So that's why it was angry at me....

Un-Dumb 4 by crabby 11-24-02

So you happy you got your wife back? No, shes mangled after 4 years and 4 months in your stomach. She killed my child. I know but I can make it better. She's been melted to half her original size. She looks and thinks like a child take her and raise her to her death as your own! Your magnificent and I love you my child! Didn't I kill your child when he took up to much space in your stomach for me to live father?

What the heck happened to this background?!

hu... weird. It was a bunch of skagg's skulls before...

Winona Ryder Visits Stripcreator by kaufman 12-06-02

I love this background.

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That's not crappy. It's funny.

scisyhp yobwoC by dcomposed 9-19-02

...hcnar eht ta yad enO "!sevlesmeth yb snotivarg etareneg annog t'nia senibrut rotor meht ,lleW" ,syas I oS. !aH ,aH ?tuoba gniklat uoy era kcuf eht tahW

just bringing this up from page 3.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

The closest dcomposed ever came to getting laid by dcomposed 6-11-03

Stealing someone else's essay and writing your name on it is always a viable option. "Viable option"? Do you always use big words like that? Indubitably. Wow, that's so sexy. Really? You think it's... Oh, didn't I tell you I'm gay?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Through Your Eyes by dcomposed 6-29-03

Dad, can I get a tattoo? Sure. I said tattoo, not tatu. My bad.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

How did this thread ever fall so far behind?
I don't even remember making these.

Copied from cocktail napkin the night of 2-1-04 1 by crabby 2-02-04

For as long as I can remember my family has ruled it's people truthfully and elequently. Love is our chief export and the royal family dishes it out at will. We have never had any complaints from the islanders. Then out of nowhere these missionaries come in armed with pheasant dinners. They persuade the islanders with their stories. The royal family is losing control. Islanders are taking the love they auotmate in our factories and converting it into remorse and hording it out of the country. I must face one of these missionaries

Copied from cocktail napkin the night of 2-1-04 2 by crabby 2-02-04

Excuse me but your appearance on our island has caused the islanders to lose faith in the royal court. They have begun looting our love supplies and leaving the islands with it. I request a meeting with your court. We need the love deposits to fill our tankers with to travel to other lands. The only way we can leave is by taking your love so we can travel away. I will take you to the royal court.

Copied from cocktail napkin the night of 2-1-04 3 by crabby 2-02-04

So, basically, what you are saying is that you will leave once you have the necessary love you need to power your vessel? I will take you by your word. I will need full control over the royal court. I must appoint my own missionaries so that these matters can be handled as fast as possible. The royal court is yours, do as you must to leave quickly. Son, if you accept the cultures of others and take a chance by helping them you will be rewarded in the heavens. Father you are the reason this country has prospered. The islanders all love you.

Copied from cocktail napkin the night of 2-1-04 4 by crabby 2-02-04

You have...destroyed my country. I must ask that you give control of the royal court back to me. We have gone to war with your neighbors. We have used up all your supplies of love. We have appointed your son the head of our prison system. Father it pains me to have lock you up. However the missionaries fear that you will rattle up the islanders. Son this country needs me. Under the control of the missionaries our country has been destroyed. He is dead. I have hung his flaming carcass out for the islanders to know. They will know fear. Now that the love supply has been destroyed. I leave the country to you. You were loyal to us in your time of need. You must rule the way your father never could.

Copied from cocktail napkin the night of 2-1-04 5 by crabby 2-02-04

While under my rule I ended the war with our neighboring islands. Under the rules of my surrender our island is now being used as a port for the other islands to use as a warehouse of sorts. The storage space we provide has giving way to a new form of respect from the other islands. Together they banded enough money to rebuild our proud land and restore our love factories. While my father is dead my rule has lead to a greater triangle of friendship between the islands. Together we plan to invade the dutch and tear shit up.

Farm G by crabby 12-31-05

These years on the farm have truly taught me to be at one with myself and farming. I used to spend all my time listening to Trick Daddy and Trine before my folks sent me to live at Uncle Reno's farm. It was easily the best thing that ever happened to me. I feel so much more at peace.

Farm GI by crabby 12-31-05

I finally just get to be alone with my thoughts and try to just get my life back on track here. You think you could help gramma with the chickens? YOU BEST STEP OFF RENO I'LL FUCKIN CUT YUR ASS HONKY. ... SHIT NIGGA YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT BOUT ME. I'LL STOP YOU AN YUR OLD LADY.

Farm GIR by crabby 12-31-05

I should really apologize to Uncle Reno. He didn't deserve that tongue lashing. I was out of line. What up ho. You want some meth? FUCK YOU NIGGA WHAT I LOOK LIKE? OF COURSE I WANT THAT METH. Bitch, you better cool out with that nigga talk and suck this dick. DAMN NIGGA! Shut up bitch.

Farm GIRL by crabby 12-31-05

Unlce Reno, I'm going to leave the farm forever. I realize that no one really likes me here and I don't really fit in. I suppose its for the best. Good bye. Bye.

I wish I could participate in this thread, but I can not.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

I certainly can. I didn't make a decent comic til May 2005. I've been around since 2001.

Examples of the bile i'm capable of producing:

Origin Of Rotational Symmetry by lima 12-18-01

shh! Dave is deep in conversation..... Look! Im rotating! Hahaha! this is it, im going to kill him...

Bleak by lima 12-18-01

i got another letter today, i reckons its gonna be bleak ":/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/" fuck

rarr by lima 1-11-03

ive got a big pain in my bum and i try to itch it but it goes all red and makes it worse and... ...hey your not my doctor... shit...

SEX AND LIES!! by lima 4-04-03

TODAY, A STORY INVOLVING SEX AND LIES!! im female TUNE IN, SAME TIME, NEXT WEEK!

Zero Wing by lima 12-18-01

haha! all your base are belong to us! somebody set up us the bomb! you have no chance to survive make your time! main screen turn on take off every "zig"! *sigh* fuck this

and by far the worst:
[Click to view comic: 'Eddie's Gran, Helen']

dare to be stupid by maxyaxey 7-05-07

dare to be stupid what are you doing die im king kong dare to be stupid die bee buz head you cant get me im invisable dare to be stupid hi weird al lets dare to be stupid yeah